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[–]hijoton20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Savage.
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[–]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that you George?
[–]SoakMyBigCorkJr. Hamster Analyst17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
[–]WiseMonkeyGoodMonkeyOutlaw Evilmonkey16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Meh. I give her points at the amount of surprise I had that she actually said "fat" instead of the plethora of euphemisms/grotesque evasions that are usually in that words place.
But she immediately loses them for advertising herself as a whore and a single (presumably) mother at 21.
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what I noticed too, it's rare to see any woman use the word fat to describe herself.
[–]sric28388 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6944 miles away or 1 mile, depending on what side you want to look at.
[–]Newbosterone2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Belt size: Asteroid.
[–]kaskntithies39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Being a whore is not something worth bragging about.
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd expect her to smell more like the shrimp cocktail you accidentally left out overnight because you passed out drunk on the sofa.
[–]FukklebeezMeGhAn TrAiNoR sInG gUd!7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, baby powder/scented soap smell with an underlying fecal odor....like a wet blanket with a tiny dab of shit on it that you put in the dryer with a fabric softener sheet without washing it first....
[–]CDBallerSr. Hamster Analyst[S] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless it's all you ever want to be.
[–]THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now serving number 147! 147 you're up!
[–]ReclusivePariah28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
21
Oof
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
A whore at 21. Next we'll be seeing fucking whores at 15/16. Pretty sure it already happens; just away from the public eye.
It's weird how the script has been flipped. Young guys and friends my age, i would say, 75% of the ones i know are virgin (definitely) these days.
Meanwhile women have slept the distance of the USA-CANADA border in CHAD cock and bad boy dick riding before 25.
[–]Reenas5423 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
There have always been whores that age. Starting at 13/14. Just because you was excluded from partying/drinking/being wild/having good time at that age doesn't mean it wasn't happening. How do you think strippers/pornstars/onlyfans "creators" and all other young hoes can be so skilled at age 18? They already have half decade years of experience.
[–]THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can tell because their profile says something like "I'm really 22, I don't know why it says I'm 27. It won't let me change it tee hee"
[–]Centenarian0105 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Exactly. I'm 60, when I went to high school in 1971 there were already girls of 12 who started to fuck, mostly with guys 4 years older and up.
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jeez, messed up.
I had a pretty strict upbringing in my life. Hell, i didn't start to think/take interest in women until i was 19. Maybe i never should have.
Nothing impressive, only disgusting and repulsively whorish.
[–]Returnofthemack36 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but it has become way more normalized in regular people. It wasn't even ten years ago that being a whore was frowned upon
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm, even back in the 1980s when I lived in a caravan park (trailer park for you Americans), there were plenty of early teen girls who lost their virginity within months of reaching puberty.
[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s already happened. Just look at TikTok
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh....TikTok.
Utter cancer.
[–]CreflowDollars5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh teenage girls have been whores forever, in 8th grade there was a girl giving $5 handies and $10 BJs in the bathroom
[–]Returnofthemack35 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's utterly disgusting. We're supposed to just nod and smile as these whores talk about and celebrate their degeneracy lest we be judged, or worse, cancelled.
It's some shameful fucking shit
[–]ShatteredSoldier21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Any chick who has a kid before the age of 25 and is single is a loser to the core. I've never met one chick who had a kid before 25 and single that was successful or normal in any sense.
[–]Whocares7278 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At least not a now a days. Maybe back in the day when it was normal for a girl to me married at 18 and starting a family
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The operating word in his comment was "single".
Your attempted counterexample still fits with what he said, as she's married.
[–]Returnofthemack35 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No joke, I brought this up to a friend and he was adamantly against the assertion, stating that I don't know their individual circumstances. What fucking individual circumstances lmao
[–]ZealousMathsJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The rare occurrence would be a rape child of a woman with extreme religious leanings...to keep the child. Something like that is probably rarer than rare.
[–]upsidedownbackwards1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A fat parent is also a loser. If you aren't in good enough shape to keep up with your kids, don't have kids!
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat single mom with dyed hair. That's three strikes already.
[–]CSM_Pepper10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking like Chanty Binx is certainly lacking in technique.
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She could have been a pretty faced, firecrotch, flaming redhead, who attracts men who love redheads.
Now she's just a fat single mom with a blown out sand vag.
Oh well.
[–]Fire_marshal-bill7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see nothing wrong here
[–]SparkyMcBiff7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her ass is so big that she is taller when she sits down.
[–]CreflowDollars7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She clearly likes and wants dick and is on the right app to get it. Yeah shes a tramp but shes not acting like she's expecting anything beyond some dick, she's not really our problem. Frankly we'd be better off if more women would embrace that they are naturally thots if they would just stop expecting to be wifed up afterwards.
[–]DADDYKRUEGER0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Preach brother!
[–]MrVinnieVegas4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hella.
[–]Chingparr2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
21 looking like 35
[–]ransay32772 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
21 and she needs filters. All you need to know.
[–]Returnofthemack32 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine marketing yourself and one of the only qualities you can think of is your blow job skills. I'm not even gonna address the fat and mom life descriptors because those speak for themselves
[–]capt_sasukeSr. Horsehair Analyst2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lose some weight piggy. There is nothing cute about being an overfed sow. Why are single mothers so obsessed with sex? They never seem to genuinely focus on their fatherless children.
[–]GoMake_me_a_sandwich2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
21 MY ASS. Try 27
[–]LordGraygemJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm disappointed in all of you guys here. So many things wrong with this profile that you called out, but not a single one of you applauded the one thing she did right; she made absolutely certain that her vivid hair, and the matching lipstick, was clearly visible, thus denoting her toxic, life-destroying status to the observant guy.
[–]420donkeypower1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Tailtappin1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, at least she's honest.
[–]Sensei_Hensei1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could admire that.
[–]cogsandspigots0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought she was doing ok until the last line.
No thanks.
[–]two_goes_there0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her makeup looks nasty. It seems like there could be a pretty girl under there (especially if she's tall as she claims), but it's hard to tell because she's covered in layers in layers of sweaty, greasy mask. She's also destroyed her eyebrows.
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[–]hijoton20 points21 points22 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SoakMyBigCorkJr. Hamster Analyst17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WiseMonkeyGoodMonkeyOutlaw Evilmonkey16 points17 points18 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Newbosterone2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]FukklebeezMeGhAn TrAiNoR sInG gUd!7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CDBallerSr. Hamster Analyst[S] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ReclusivePariah28 points29 points30 points (12 children) | Copy Link
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst33 points34 points35 points (11 children) | Copy Link
[–]Reenas5423 points24 points25 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Centenarian0105 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Returnofthemack36 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Returnofthemack35 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShatteredSoldier21 points22 points23 points (5 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Returnofthemack35 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CSM_Pepper10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Fire_marshal-bill7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SparkyMcBiff7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CreflowDollars7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Returnofthemack32 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]capt_sasukeSr. Horsehair Analyst2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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