Textbook.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-05T09:27:17+00:00

Edit - I slipped and missed that this post doesn't meet rule 5. There's no evidence that she's seeking commitment. Post removed.

I was going to make fun of your lazy one-word title OP, but her lazy 8-word profile didn't give you much to work with.

DoNotTouchMyBongos · 2021-08-05T06:32:55+00:00

The child certainly doesn’t eat first.

arnieschwarz · 2021-08-05T05:57:45+00:00

Fat.

skint_back · 2021-08-05T06:29:04+00:00

Manly.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-08-05T12:34:52+00:00

Fat: check

Manly: check

Piercings: check

Single Mother: check

Has nothing to offer: check

Well gents which one of you want to take one for the team? C'mon don't be shy just step right up and this lovely manatee can be yours for the low low price of your dignity, happiness and well half your shit.

TheSigilStone · 2021-08-05T06:03:54+00:00

Stupid.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-08-05T06:23:17+00:00

Fivehead.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-08-05T07:11:36+00:00

Bloat.

NuclearTheology · 2021-08-05T13:41:55+00:00

Here’s an equivalent man’s profile:

Single. Living with mom. She comes first. Anime. Video games.

Now, how unappealing would that sound to this lady?

lIIIIIlIIIIIIl · 2021-08-05T11:38:27+00:00

When does n become statistically significant enough for this to become a law? I swear it’s not even a meme anymore at this point. It’s even coming straight from the ~~horse’s~~ h0e’s mouth!

Aaron_Hungwell · 2021-08-05T13:41:58+00:00

I love how they always mention the tats and piercings like that means something?

sledwards83 · 2021-08-05T13:10:29+00:00

~~She comes first~~ No hanky-panky for you fella, your job is to be the walking wallet/babysitter

kevin32 · 2021-08-05T15:33:35+00:00

profile.

Thanks for posting u/human-potato_hybrid, but not quite a theme-fitting profile as there's no clear evidence she's seeking commitment. It's not enough that she says "I'm a single mom". The complaining, unreasonableness and bailout-seeking must be obvious, more examples here. Thanks.

yellomachine · 2021-08-05T06:13:35+00:00

Im_The_Daiquiri_Man · 2021-08-05T10:28:11+00:00

It’s like she tried to make a poster with the tag lines for WAATGM: The Movie

YouCouldBeBetter · 2021-08-05T14:40:59+00:00

See, if you were actually decent, you'd put your partner first and vice versa. Then you as a team, will do what's best for the child. Putting your child first is never a good idea unless it's an emergency.

FINEST1995 · 2021-08-05T06:56:16+00:00

Sigh.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-08-05T10:57:12+00:00

She looks depressed. Must be anxiety patient or some mental issues.

No-Magazine2896 · 2021-08-05T13:02:29+00:00

Is she tired of games?

goldendragonclaw · 2021-08-05T13:18:03+00:00

Her picture looks smug. Like she already knows what people are going to do and she’s just looking for a fight not a friend.

Futureman999 · 2021-08-05T13:23:23+00:00

That face and body are going to some strange places over the next decade

DrDog09 · 2021-08-05T13:41:51+00:00

Texbook? Then she needs a book cover.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-08-05T13:59:44+00:00

Behold the modern-day Western woman in all of her everlasting glory!

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-08-05T14:23:29+00:00

Is that the amazing atheist?

YouCouldBeBetter · 2021-08-05T14:41:09+00:00

See, if you were actually decent, you'd put your partner first and vice versa. Then you as a team, will do what's best for the child. Putting your child first is never a good idea unless it's an emergency.

DankCommander7 · 2021-08-05T14:42:52+00:00

What a manly looking bitch.

Title	Textbook.
Author	human-potato_hybrid
Upvotes	100
Comments	57
Date	August 5, 2021 5:52 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/oybaj5/textbook/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/textbook.816153 https://theredarchive.com/post/816153

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