The Eternal Hamster

BiffBiffBiff27 · 2019-11-22T11:07:08+00:00

From deep conversations with her mind, to fucking randoms, to wanting the security of her ex partner back. Heh? Did I miss a step in her logic? 😆

Someone buy her a psychology book and ask her to look up introspection in the dictionary.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-11-22T11:48:49+00:00

“Taking back your ex is like putting a turd back in your asshole”

Unknown Sage

r8001 · 2019-11-22T11:30:56+00:00

"6 men in two weeks isn't that bad right?" LOLOL stop the planet, I need to get off.

RRFdev · 2019-11-22T11:21:38+00:00

A friendly reminder too that you guys should NOT feel envy for this woman.

No, this is not a hawt woman cashing in her hawtness with making out with numerous Jakes, Chads and Tyrones. She's boring, ugly and is a drama queen. Just take note of the word 'personal problems' she mentioned.

Ugly girls get passed around the block easily. Guys fuck down for a high chance of scoring in the cock carousel.

Also, don't feel sorry for the boyfriend. If she stuck with him, he'll be subject to dead bedroom hell and endless financial draining. Good riddance that she decided to dump herself out of his life.

p3ngwin · 2019-11-22T12:37:22+00:00

"He's not emotionally available..."

READ: he's not able to satisfy my clingy, unreasonably demanding, unending, need to suck the life out of him and make the entire relationship all about ME...

TwentyOneBeers · 2019-11-22T11:29:08+00:00

Deep conversation

My personal problems

Dumbass

HumanRubiksCube · 2019-11-22T12:56:21+00:00

Lmao she wants him to take her back now her pussy’s worn out. He’s better off without her

BluepillProfessor · 2019-11-22T14:59:30+00:00

She crossed the Rubicock and there is no going back. I bet she LOVED playing the hide the vagina game with her BF and used sexual access as a constant foil against him.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-11-22T12:55:23+00:00

Perfect example of a woman knowing she fucked up but is in such dire need of vilification she will go to the internet for it.......notice she didn't go to her mommy or daddy looking for a "you go girl".

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-11-22T15:10:58+00:00

Typical female student at a libby-hippy college. She thinks pouring her personal problems into her man's lap is "deep conversation".

houseoftolstoy · 2019-11-22T13:15:29+00:00

So "Deep Conversations" = talking about ME ME ME! I would not be shocked to hear that she was the reason for all of her personal problems. She seems like the type that needs to create drama to make up for the lack of drama.

I am surprised that she is looking to hop off the carousel this quickly. Hopefully the ex has a mind not to take her back.

kevin32 · 2019-11-22T10:24:39+00:00

A friendly reminder that we're not here to show slutty behavior indiscriminately while slapping "Soon she'll be asking WAATGM" in the title. There must be evidence of consequences as it fits closer to our theme ("I'm not having fun anymore and want to go back to my ex", who may not even take her back).

If there's no evidence of consequences for her promiscuity, then she must give a rationalization for her behavior; a reason why she's sleeping with different men and not committing to making the relationship work ("Now I can ~~fuck~~ make out with any guy anytime because my boyfriend wouldn't listen to my problems").

cc: u/goodmansaysfuckyou, u/sleepyweaselisawake, u/SirKolbath

LastRedshirt · 2019-11-22T12:35:15+00:00

hmm, she will be probably angry at the new girlfriend, her old (rich, handsome, caring, loving) boyfriend has now. Or at her ex. Or at the world ... I mean patriarchy.

Falln2pieces · 2019-11-22T15:39:00+00:00

She talks like she's in maybe high school. "OMG, I can make out with anyone I want". That doesn't sound like an adult female.

Corvus_Uraneus · 2019-11-22T17:06:51+00:00

6 in two weeks? That's half your limetime dick budget before you're a divorce case waiting to happen.

You can't turn a ho into a housewife...

ShittierLord · 2019-11-22T17:14:00+00:00

Dang, a 9 wasn't good enough until it was.

otakuzod · 2019-11-22T19:40:58+00:00

This doesn't add up. Women don't leave a man who is very hot and very rich. What I do believe here is that she couldn't lock him down (no deep conversations + he wouldn't listen) broke up, and is now an Alpha Widow. He's living inside her head rent-free and it's low-key getting to her.

justblowinoffsteamok · 2019-11-22T16:28:06+00:00

Wow, it's almost as though actions have consequences, making choices eliminates certain other options, and you can't find every single quality on your wish list in the same person -- wait no, that can't be it, that would require me to be an accountable, responsible adult.

jacketguy · 2019-11-22T19:38:06+00:00

please tell me im not a whore as i do whore things

Whatdoin27 · 2019-11-22T15:01:16+00:00

Yup, you're a skank for that.

ugluk1 · 2019-11-22T15:46:56+00:00

Her ex must be awesomely rich.

theosphicaltheo · 2019-11-22T16:17:34+00:00

Lololololo

BetterHimThanMe · 2019-11-22T19:46:55+00:00

The ex probably didn't want to listen to her shallow hypersensitive BS feefee's.

DieselDan88 · 2019-11-30T21:43:42+00:00

I'm constantly in awe of girl-logic ... They hit the lottery and instead of playing it safe with their cash and prizes by retiring ... They decide instead to spend it all on scratch-off tickets and jump on the roller coaster ride of carousel riding.

Congratulations girl. You just traded a life of comfort for a life of solitude. Enjoy the next 50+ years of life!!!

EdwardSandchest · 2019-11-30T22:53:17+00:00

She asked; someone be real with her & tell her yes, she is a shit person.

Title	The Eternal Hamster
Author	YrjoWashingnen
Upvotes	242
Comments	83
Date	November 22, 2019 6:36 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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