This one does not seem to understand the concept of birth control or keeping her legs together.

onlypinhead2000 · 2020-02-09T00:00:44+00:00

A hipster single mother? That is a rarity indeed.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-02-09T00:35:57+00:00

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Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-02-09T00:42:03+00:00

No force on earth can pull you out of that tailspin, dearie. You're corkscrewing smoke down to the ocean like a one-winged A6M Zero in the Marianas Turkey Shoot.

Hope you had fun at those parties, tho.

NetherIndy · 2020-02-09T00:37:20+00:00

23-going-on-50 thinks she's getting a dinner date out of some man, who will eventually take on four other-mens-kids but not have any of his own.

Yeah, that's ambitious. One word for it.

Westernhagen · 2020-02-09T01:18:09+00:00

Has 3 kids, "does not want children". In short, "I won't give you kids, but you can raise some other dude's kids". What guy is going to sign up for that?

Facial expression: stupid and drug-addled. Nah, pass.

Unusual_Chair · 2020-02-09T01:42:04+00:00

Remember you guys that she is living her best life, despite being a single mom to three bastards with another on the way. Her profession is at home mom in other words she is probably on government support or selling ass on the side.

goboinouterspace · 2020-02-09T00:06:59+00:00

Butthole eyes...

Borsao66 · 2020-02-09T01:16:10+00:00

"Wants to start a big family"

She's already started without you.

entitled_monster · 2020-02-09T01:56:18+00:00

UGHHH what is up with all these pregnant women on hookup sites?

Sumfuc · 2020-02-09T01:56:06+00:00

4 kids by 4 different fathers apparently. No bailout for you cupcake. Try the truck stop off the highway, or did you get banned from there as well?

BurdenedChad · 2020-02-09T01:47:37+00:00

Unmarried SAHM

So Uncle Sam is the father, with some generous financial contributions from every guy reading this. Lovely.

SeekingLevelFive · 2020-02-09T00:19:36+00:00

She's seen some things.

SuperGoxxer · 2020-02-09T00:53:37+00:00

She's got that "surprised high" look.

Vapin' that THC erry day, y'all

Also implies she torched a 3 year relationship. She'd be more vengeful if the dude had left her, so I assume she pulled the trigger.

kfree313 · 2020-02-09T02:09:55+00:00

U guys are getting better each day that goes by when it comes to reading through these women . Honestly guys . It’s impressive and entertaining. Now, first off .. bitch mommy of 3 and 1 on the way? Your a stay at home mom? Your 23 ? You want a dinner date ? Lmmfaooooooooo. Sweetheart how bout u use ya bridge card and buy me some lunch meat and bread, make me a sandwich, invite me over while the kids are asleep, let me get my nut off and then maybe ill think about coming back for seconds . Other then that u are damaged beyond repair just like the other 95% of these hoes on that app .

bk6830 · 2020-02-09T02:51:26+00:00

Do you want children? Does not want children

Has three already and one more on the way. She just doesn't want YOUR children. But she will tolerate your money and eventually, your presence.

alexanderthegroovy · 2020-02-09T01:58:44+00:00

Sad how many chicks are unknowingly ruining their lives and raising the next generation of cucks.

golanginator · 2020-02-09T02:26:33+00:00

Even when you don't pay directly for this woman, you pay indirectly by taxes, because her profession is: "at home mom"

IcariusFallen · 2020-02-09T04:09:21+00:00

If this is her living her best life.. could you imagine how horrible her worst life would be?

liquorbaron · 2020-02-09T01:50:26+00:00

God I cringe every time I read "LiViNg OuR bEsT lIfE" on these things.

redveinlover · 2020-02-09T03:57:40+00:00

"Does not want children"

"Also am currently pregnant so there's that..."

defiance211 · 2020-02-09T04:16:15+00:00

She’d like to go out to dinner and get to know you. Aka, you buy her dinner

Jmcglynn522 · 2020-02-09T04:56:40+00:00

Ok... she’s 23. She has 3 kids with 1 on the way. Longest relationship was 3 years. 3 years puts her at 20. Either she was pregnant the entire relationship (possibility) and got pregnant trying to keep him around... Or we “assume” 2 years per kid(plus 6 months for her unborn crotch goblin).... that has the oldest at almost 7(6 1/2) years old... she was between 16 and 17 when she got started.

I hate the fact that THIS is pregnant again, and I have secondary infertility. I hate it so, so fucking much!!*

Rottinghere · 2020-02-09T01:42:26+00:00

"...and we're living our best life"

ShortWarrior · 2020-02-09T03:50:59+00:00

LOOKING for a big family.

No one is looking for a pre-made family.

WhiskeyAndSunsets · 2020-02-09T04:42:45+00:00

She's a 23 year old baptist. Of course she can't keep her legs closed!

kfree313 · 2020-02-09T02:25:55+00:00

Whatever happened to the good ol “I need some help” line ?

Kurt751990 · 2020-02-09T02:44:18+00:00

Girl, men want their own family. The fuck is wrong with you bitch!

Silas-Gray · 2020-02-09T03:42:47+00:00

Stay at home mom isn’t a job and if you’re pregnant you have no business on a dating site.

nomphx · 2020-02-09T04:08:03+00:00

I’m worried for the kids. She’s only going to attract deadbeats and sexual predators. She’ll be financially dependent and when shit happens she’ll side with step daddy. What a nightmare in the making.

drewc99 · 2020-02-09T04:11:51+00:00

If your a man who wants to spend a million dollars and 20 years on another man's penis juice well here's your chance haha.

ColdStatistician · 2020-02-09T09:55:32+00:00

Dafuq is wrong with her eyes?! I can't tell if she's on drugs or possessed by Satan... >_>

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-02-09T18:54:25+00:00

So she allows Chad to spray her insides to produce Chadlets, but she now wants a serious relationship and doesn't want any more kids. If you didn't read this, you couldn't imagine someone being so out of touch.

MRMRising · 2020-02-09T19:34:12+00:00

23 and preggo with her 4th kid,also unemployed, so you just know she is on state assistance and collecting child support.

Damn, MGTOW sells itself at this point in our societies decline.

unknown3000x · 2020-02-09T01:44:25+00:00

Only a drunk guy would commit to a single mother with 4 kids. Then the next day when he’s sober, he realize it’s time run like and never look back.

RedditisCANCER999 · 2020-02-09T02:05:40+00:00

line up chaps you could be lucky number 6 in the queue when it comes to her dishing out her attention/priorities, after all her kids and herself are taken care of.

meanwhile you are expected to treat her and her kids as more important than you when dishing out your attention/priorities.

FUCK THAT SHIT!

yotano211 · 2020-02-09T02:13:39+00:00

her longest relationship is only 3 years, so all of the kids have different fathers.

Furrealyo · 2020-02-09T05:02:52+00:00

This bitch needs anal more than any woman ever.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-02-09T00:48:34+00:00

Psycho hipster. Is there such a thing? I don't know. I don't know any hipster.

JZSquared · 2020-02-09T06:31:57+00:00

This one does not seem to understand the concept of birth control or keeping her legs together.

Do any of them?

CoryTrevor-NS · 2020-02-09T10:20:24+00:00

How is the population of the US getting older with all of these young mothers having 5 kids each 😂😂

Dr_Bukkakee · 2020-02-09T14:10:05+00:00

There are no men looking to have a big family. Some are looking to have a big family of their own but no man ever says “I just want to meet a nice girl and raise a bunch of some other guys kids.”

Wallyfrank · 2020-02-09T11:17:22+00:00

Ethnicity: Gemini

InfiniteTranquilo · 2020-02-09T05:24:47+00:00

I feel dumb. In the about section I thought she wrote “non-smoker with average boob type” and I was like...average boobs? What are these average boobs?

five_eight · 2020-02-09T07:21:44+00:00

Pics in order: 1) doped up, 2) did you bring me some dope?, 3) honey why don't you go get me some dope?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-02-09T11:44:39+00:00

If I'm a man looking for a big family? That's the best she's got?

No, thanks. If I want a big family I'll start one of my own with a woman who hasn't gotten knocked up up internet randos.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-09T13:45:53+00:00

Good grief. Put the dong down already. Get spayed / neutered. Pregnant, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

ImAWhoDat · 2020-02-09T14:19:26+00:00

23 years old, 4 kids, no job, and a high school education. So this one's probably been out of the workforce for 5 years since she graduated - assuming she was ever in it. There's a distinct possibility that the only job this whore has ever had is popping out kids. Ironically, now that she's had 4 by who knows how many different dudes, she "Does not want children." She doesn't want YOUR children.

"HERE'S YOUR READY MADE FAMILY!!1one111!!! Come take care of it now!"

Absolutely fucking pathetic.

coldsteel86 · 2020-02-09T21:16:07+00:00

OMG where do i even begin.......

23 years old and you already got 3 kids, i am willing to make a safe bet and say they are from multiple different guys.
Stay at home mom. With 3 kids this translates to " im on welfare and living off the state" You are nothing but a tax burden and drain to society.
Living my best life ........lol this translates to i go out and party often and get plowed by any random guy i think is hot that night.
First date i would like dinner so i can get to know you. This means she wants to sit down and talk and feel you out to see if you would make a good beta provider for her and her little crotch crickets.

In summary gentleman this broad probably realizes she is running out of time to secure a good man. Im sure she still enjoys late nights and partying, bedding down chad and tyrone. But she knows she needs to get her act together and rope in some sucker to take care of her sorry ass!

Give this one a wide berth!

metalmania5300 · 2020-02-09T23:12:29+00:00

I feel like 1/3 of Americans have room temperature IQ. I have a cousin who constantly steals money from the family, house is a shithole, keeps popping out kids, does heroin, and is too fucking stupid to even to apply to get some kind of welfare. Her children are suffering a lot from this. It's madness, I don't understand how stupid the average person is.

MentORPHEUS · 2020-02-10T17:39:11+00:00

"We're living our ~~best~~ methed life..."

Seriously that is the face of The Hard Stuff. Reminds me of this picture.

R10BS69 · 2020-02-09T01:52:58+00:00

Baptist lmao

danny_welds · 2020-02-09T05:47:04+00:00

I got 2 words for this, and they ain’t “God bless”.

masterchiefpt · 2020-02-09T09:36:06+00:00

4 kids and looking for a man to pay that? This id new

Mitcho_X · 2020-02-09T09:52:27+00:00

"Do you want children? Does not want children"

"Mom of 3 and one on the way"

Ok.

Primal253 · 2020-02-09T12:05:30+00:00

What’s your ethnicity? Gemini☺️

KSA_AE · 2020-02-09T12:09:51+00:00

How ambitious are you? : Ambitious!

five_eight · 2020-02-09T12:51:02+00:00

Hipsters have incomes and refined tastes in bullshit, and like to say "eclectic", and "meme", and "hack". This ones just a POS.

e_on_reddit · 2020-02-09T13:37:13+00:00

3 kids currently and 1coming down the galley. Occupation: stay at home mom. What a joke. She treats getting her eggs fertilized like it's a career plan.

daniellederek · 2020-02-09T13:41:58+00:00

Good news is they mostly sterilize them after the 4th child out of wedlock.

ObsidianAdonis · 2020-02-09T13:45:53+00:00

What's the point of going for a Christian girl if they behaved like worldly women. Tattoos, out wedlock children(hopefully from the same man), drugs, anti traditional values but looking for traditional man.

I read articles of men attendances in churches are down, I wonder why?( that sarcasm for those who can't tell the difference)

danielnogo · 2020-02-09T15:13:40+00:00

Damn 23 with 4 kids? That's insane even for your most enthusiastic carousel rider.

Corvus_Uraneus · 2020-02-09T17:07:47+00:00

Stay at home mom with no provider? How the fuck? Also, 4 kids @ 23?!?

Corvus_Uraneus · 2020-02-09T17:21:36+00:00

Its a TRAP!

stanurisdeservedbest · 2020-02-09T17:39:22+00:00

Or maybe she just doesn't want anymore so learn how to pull out if you want her-

sketchpad4u · 2020-02-09T17:53:36+00:00

Her title is literally like saying "red flag factory here"

mimiczx · 2020-02-09T18:27:18+00:00

Anyone want to take bets on the over under for dads? Does 2.5 seem fair?

tideshark · 2020-02-10T05:37:55+00:00

"If you can't love me at my worst, you can't have me at my best lol"

GSFleming · 2020-02-12T06:16:47+00:00

A lot of women don’t understand that men aren’t looking for big families. Men want to build their own families.

bablfish · 2020-02-12T08:41:16+00:00

( How abitious are you ? ... ) Pregnant as fuck but still chases the cock

Reubn_ · 2020-02-09T13:18:01+00:00

On my first date, I'd like to ~~go out for dinner and get to know you~~ FUCK

Garolfa · 2020-02-09T15:04:54+00:00

She looks like Sex Education's Maeve mother would look like in her youth

blakswan1976 · 2020-02-09T15:42:28+00:00

Let’s see, me and a couple buddies would each pay a happy meal for access to one of her holes for an hour or so. She can’t get more preggo than she already is, so no need for birth control, so there’s that.

mustangfrank · 2020-02-09T16:42:38+00:00

"I'd like to go out to dinner to get to know you"

You are on

Burger King and we go Dutch.

Hed0n · 2020-02-10T05:55:12+00:00

Ok this is another one I feel bad for. Poor girl

eatturddishes123 · 2020-02-11T16:27:58+00:00

Looks like a meth junkie no thanks

Title	This one does not seem to understand the concept of birth control or keeping her legs together.
Author	Good_Old_Friend
Upvotes	510
Comments	164
Date	February 8, 2020 11:58 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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