Why are you single again?

otakuzod · 2020-05-23T20:32:59+00:00

Multiple Business Owner... So, multiple MLM-type stuff on top of being an unsufferable single mother. It won't take me 500 words to tell you why you'll be unhappily alone.

moorekom · 2020-05-23T20:22:33+00:00

I really don't think your daughter calls you a "kickass independent momma".

sric2838 · 2020-05-23T20:43:26+00:00

Demisexual

Translation: I want orbiters without the burden of giving you sex.

DangZagnut · 2020-05-23T20:07:21+00:00

"I want a rich guy" sure does take a lot of words these days.

Damn kids always changing language to be cool.

Rottinghere · 2020-05-23T20:21:58+00:00

Absolutely delusional.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-05-23T20:50:45+00:00

"I HAVE KIDS HERE ARE MY DEMANDS"

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-05-23T20:45:25+00:00

Here is a 2 word essay: Fuck you.

Not attached to my possessions.

So not attached to your kid. Mother of the fucking year right here. Go ditch her in TN.

Autisticus · 2020-05-23T21:39:08+00:00

Why is she here if shes kickass and independent?

Extra_Napkins · 2020-05-24T10:19:25+00:00

Why do women insist on telling everyone how SARCASTIC they are? I get that. You can be sarcastic, but that doesn’t necessarily means it’s funny or attractive.

It most likely means you suck at executing and straddle the fine line of being an annoying bitch.

anonymousinnit · 2020-05-23T20:43:25+00:00

That’s my face at the bottom of the screen when I look at this.

window_licker84 · 2020-05-23T20:43:42+00:00

Doesn’t know what she wants but only weirdos will respond to that mating siren.

mjladieman · 2020-05-23T21:30:53+00:00

I don't want none of that, no thank you 😂

WeWillAllDie666 · 2020-05-24T10:35:12+00:00

I genuinely love women like this (no joke) because reading this profile and how she describes herself and her "qualities" makes me greater appreciate the life i live and the fact i don't have to put up with this bullshit at all.

makes me feel good about the things i take for granted.

Lyman01 · 2020-05-24T07:38:17+00:00

When these sorts declare themselves "multiple business owner[s]" I am assuming they're being extremely charitable with the definition of business?

SouthDakotaCornbread · 2020-05-24T11:13:44+00:00

Do you guys think I have a shot with this demisexual goddess? I'm concerned my vibes might be too low.

Ishabaka · 2020-05-24T13:31:49+00:00

A serious question: are there actually men who respond to this type of hate-filled, entitled profile? If so, who are these men? What is their motivation?

meerita · 2020-05-23T20:55:02+00:00

What the fuck is demisexual? Does she blowjob or not?

BiggestThiccBoi · 2020-05-24T04:13:19+00:00

Guaranteed she looks like this braphog

XavierMalory · 2020-05-24T05:05:15+00:00

A writing assignment as a first date qualifier?

So, are you just some washed up remedial grade-school english teacher or just desperate to have some semblance of a collection of ass-kissing “love-letters”?

CptFizz · 2020-05-24T08:32:20+00:00

My interest faded away like the text

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2020-05-24T09:11:38+00:00

This is why guys don't read profiles.

jrpark05 · 2020-05-24T21:24:53+00:00

In thotese saying "If you cannot take sarcasm" means she is a contrarian beeyotcha.

I-am-the-lul · 2020-05-24T00:14:30+00:00

I quickly scanned her profile and noticed she unironically used the term demisexual... *SWIPE LEFT\*

Traksimuss · 2020-05-24T05:08:51+00:00

Am I the only one or does this seem to reek of lies and bs?

AthenianCitizen · 2020-05-24T07:04:34+00:00

That’s a lot of conditions for her “unconditional love”.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-05-24T00:26:27+00:00

I imagine Bart Simpson writing "F*ck off" 250 times on the chalkboard. "F*ck off c*nt" reduces it even further.

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-05-24T01:17:20+00:00

I got about halfway through then clicked the X

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-05-25T14:26:12+00:00

Here to share unconditional love, yet includes a dozen conditions for her love. Female in a nutshell. Inconsistent, selfish and stupid.

CestLaVie1989 · 2020-05-25T22:14:42+00:00

"multiple business owner" Lularoe, younique, or herbal life?

Tailtappin · 2020-05-24T02:10:53+00:00

This reads more like a history of failure and acceptance of it. Surprising? Not quite.

loneliness-inc · 2020-05-24T03:12:46+00:00

Ok so if you read this far you scored well!

🥱

Said something?

tw1nm3t30r · 2020-05-24T14:14:25+00:00

"Creative, on Fire"

Yeah I'll say /s

mustangfrank · 2020-05-24T18:59:58+00:00

My 500 word essay is rather short.

FO!!!!!!!!

xdmx89 · 2020-05-31T12:36:00+00:00

Yeah no. No man should out themselves through this.

Why are you single again?

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Title	Why are you single again?
Author	daisonvacum
Upvotes	187
Comments	78
Date	May 23, 2020 8:00 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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