A&A for a common excuse

anythinginc · 2017-07-13T20:34:43+00:00

Remember when you were young and made out in your bedroom with your parents next door?

Remember in college when you fucked with your roommate "asleep" across the room?

Remember fucking in your car in the driveway when you were dating?

Girls are still like that. They make excuses to not fuck dudes they don't want to, while going along with every plausible scenario where they get to fuck someone they do want to. If your girl is making excuses:

Be more attractive
Be more valuable
Give her more feelz
Get a new girl

That simple.

If she is just resisting a little due to mental blocks from to not being turned on enough yet then don't be autistic and use some game/flirt/foreplay. If your logistics are bad don't be autistic either, make high percentage plays you can score on.

For me, "no" is usually "some bullshit has me not feeling sexy" or "I'm not turned on enough yet." If I come at her with good game, good logistics, and some genuine desire I can usually overcome that. If I'm hungry and my cock is hard it is a lot more difficult for her to resist and not get caught up in the moment than if I'm just pawing around trying to get something started.

That said, "being too full" is miserable, but satiating hunger is a big prereq to arousal, just give it an hour after dinner, maybe walk and flirt a bit. FYI, my gf says "too full" when she:

Is gassy and she is super prim so it embarrasses her and she can't get down with being sexy.
Needs to poop in the near future or has recently pooped and that is not sexy.
Bloated from menstruation and not feeling sexy
We both cleaned our plates at Cheesecake Factory and fuck jesus why did we dooo that.

So all of those are pretty legit and just need to be worked around.

red_blue_and_hot · 2017-07-13T21:27:38+00:00

Fuck her first thing in the morning, before breakfast.

Add "of herself" to her excuse, and A&A from there.

Tomorrow night, give her a dinner plate with exactly 5 peas and the tiniest sliver of chicken, with the required smirk, so she won't be too full.

Offer to plunger with your cock from either or both ends to help clear her out.

Go out to eat because you're still hungry because she obviously ate all of the food.

Point out that you can tell, since her clothes have been "shrinking" lately.

Offer to roll her into the bedroom

Offer to wake her up at 4 am, by which time she should be less full.

InChargeMan · 2017-07-14T01:23:40+00:00

What would she have said if Brad Pitt was there?

FF0000_captain · 2017-07-13T20:57:32+00:00

First: sex before dinner is always a good idea if it works logistically.

Second, that's a pretty lame response.

A better response: "Fine, you have one hour before I fill you up again."

Don't let her off so easily brah. She's changing the subject and you're just validating her excuse with that reply.

BobbyPeru · 2017-07-13T21:05:31+00:00

I don't say anything. I just wait a half hour and initiate again. STFU like she never said it.

Bragging about your cooking is not sexy

DentyneWhite · 2017-07-13T21:47:30+00:00

You are looking to solve the problem with logic. Women throw up excuses to see how men handle it, its a turnon when men go for what they want despite your brainwashed No mean No conditioning.

Read up on LMR and think how Corey Worthington would handle it. Bitches told Corey No Im full (or something like it) all the time and he paid no heed because he knew hed be balls deep in 15 mins and sometimes her little sister would join

thunderbeyond · 2017-07-14T03:59:54+00:00

Dude, thats A&C. Agree and Compliment. Don't do it.

The Amplify part is about you restating your original desire, blended with her comment, but at a higher level. You gotta be cheeky and brazen to pull it off. Other comments have included some good examples.

STFU and DGAF could be your best friends for the next while as you keep improving yourself.

dandar4600 · 2017-07-14T15:04:17+00:00

A common excuse my wife uses for sex is that she is too full.

Getting laid is about gaming your girl and being attractive. Being attractive is more than just looking attractive. It includes leading and taking care of your shit. It takes hard work to be good at all four facets of this.

I've been unplugged over 2 years now. When I first unplugged I was getting laid daily. Sometimes multiple times a day.

No I wasn't good at all 4 facets, but I was good at 3 of them. Gaming, being in best shape in over a decade and taking care of my shit. It sure did give results.

Then our second child was born and bam. I don't have energy to game her. I am too busy to completely take care of my shit. Shit sometimes I don't even want to because the little cockblocker will run after me and scream at the top of his lungs if I won't take him with me. I don't even pretend to be interested in leading though I know that's my biggest failure right now.

I still lift though so all is not lost. I understand why I'm not getting laid nearly as much now as I used to when I first unplugged. I know what I need to work on and A&A is nowhere near on that list.

Look inward and see where your failures are. Work on them and you will get what you're looking for.

88Will88 · 2017-07-14T10:06:23+00:00

I'm full = You are not that attractive to me

I'm tired = You are not that attractive to me

I have a headache = You are not that attractive to me

I had a hard day at work = You are not that attractive to me

Any no = You are not that attractive to me

I have no idea why any of the comments even mention food. It may not even be your looks, maybe she finds you boring. Maybe you are not gaming her. Maybe you are not achieving shit at work or leading at home. Maybe the relationship has run it's course. Whatever your problem is, fix it. If the problem is her, fix that.

Cock_Klepto · 2017-07-14T20:44:03+00:00

is that she is too full.

This is really uncomfortable just FYI and having everything getting sloshed around too violently will definitely make you nauseated. Even worse if you're unhealthy and have ulcers or heartburn. That said, if she wanted to bone your brains out more than she wanted to overeat, she would eat less or try to structure sex around meals. Overall though it is a pretty lame excuse because she could just as easily wait an hour or two for things to settle and then screw you. When a woman wants to have sex she'll make it happen.

Title	A&A for a common excuse
Author	WannaSketchSoHard
Upvotes	4
Comments	14
Date	July 13, 2017 8:21 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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