So yesterday was dead-lift day (365x7 working sets if you are curious).
Any-who, I killed those, then I was super hungry so I go to my favorite Mexican place by the house to get me some chicken fajitas and have a margarita or ten.
So there I am sitting at the bar in a cut off UA hoodie, sweats and my red chuck tailors. All swole and smelling of a nice cocktail of test/tren/npp.
There is about 10 people in the place, it is Sunday after-all around 7pm. Couple 28-32 year old thots come in and sit at one of the tables in the bar area. My back is to mostly to them, but we make eye contact a few times.
Between them running outside to JUUL every 10 mins, and the few shots they had, they must have built up the confidence to come up to me.
The hotter of the two, comes up to me and sits down right next to me, at a bar that is completely empty. I am face deep in my wonderful fajitas, when she says:
"What are you drinking?"
I look at her at simply say, "Margarita on the rocks"
She goes, "ohhhhh, that looks good. Want to buy me one?"
At this point, I am annoyed AF already. Bitch can see me stuffing some post workout protein in my fat face, and has the balls to interrupt me.
So I look at her and say: "Little girl, get the fuck outta here." with a stone cold Steve Austin face and a motion with my head for her to go back to her table.
Never seen a white thot turn so white before.
Now, I am thinking I missed out on a threesome.....
Should I revisit Pook, or was this just me being catabolic?
True story BTW.
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