How to initialize Sex?

creating_my_life · 2017-06-17T18:32:14+00:00

I am not quit sure what I am doing wrong.

You are not attractive enough.

Your wife doesn't believe other women hotter and younger than her would want to fuck you.

Your wife isn't experiencing any dread or tingles.

Your failure here is MONTHS before you ever get into the bedroom.

My wife tells me - she doesn't like it.

Chad Thundercock would badly fumble around the same movements, and your wife would coo about how smooth and wonderful he is. It's not your actions, it's you.

screechhater · 2017-06-18T02:49:48+00:00

So my wife tells me no with a laugh after I rub my hand against her ass, I laugh harder. As I crawl into bed she states that I am as horny as a 17 year old with a constant erection. I laugh and go to sleep

The next day I leave early and get home late. I take a shower, crawl into bed and she crawls on top of me naked. "Feeling 17 ?" I laugh.

It's all Shit tests Wake the fuck up

pikadildo · 2017-06-17T20:13:10+00:00

So I ask her what she likes. This works out.

... isn't that your answer? Either I don't understand your question or I don't understand what you're describing.

If she's in the mood, but it's not working my hunch is something you were doing was a turn off.

cholomite · 2017-06-18T02:23:36+00:00

You have to actually not care if she doesn't want to fuck you. Hit on her while you tell her you don't want to fuck her and see what happens. You sound thirsty as fuck right now.

red-sfpplus · 2017-06-17T22:23:31+00:00

Maybe try having sex with the lights off or dimmed until you are more attractive?

Seriously though you need to make the sexual tension between the two of you palpable. Something she experiences from the moment you wake up, to the time you go to sleep. 24/7/365 even when it is shark week.

Asking someone for sex is the biggest turn off there is...period.

You may have read SGM, and everything else in the sidebar, but when is the last time you smacked her ass? Performed a ten second kiss? Stood behind her and breath on her neck, but dont touch her. Eye fuck her until she laughs at you for acting like a 16 year old kid?

You need practice? STFU and start using other parts of your body that do not include your vocal cords.

Edit: Your non-verbal attempts are creepy you say? That shit is in your mind and is translated as: Low-confidence = creepy to you. Maybe you are creepy? Fat unattractive dudes with no game are typically. But you need to just own being creepy until your not. This is the one time you can get away with this kind of crap, as she is your wife. A stranger could easily just leave.

The_Litz · 2017-06-18T07:01:48+00:00

Good question Numbers.

Your wife actually told you what she doesn't like, and that ties in directly with my experience.

A woman, we won't go into the details of who she was and what she was in my life, told me why she hated a feeble clawing hand trying to initiate.

She said she viewed it as needy. Lying behind her and have a hand wander around, stroking her back and trying to work its way down to her ass. Needy.

She prefered a man to take her head on. A cuddle is a cuddle, a fuck is a fuck. A cuddle trying to escalate in the hopes of having sex was a turn off for her.

That is what she said. Not my words.

BluepillProfessor · 2017-06-18T14:49:27+00:00

You initialize any device by turning it off and then turning it on again.

Big_Daddy_PDX · 2017-06-19T01:03:03+00:00

The same way you initiate driving to dinner or entering a house.

weakandsensitive · 2017-06-18T09:31:41+00:00

troll

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tag, ignore, move on.

Title	How to initialize Sex?
Author	number123356
Upvotes	3
Comments	22
Date	June 17, 2017 5:47 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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