Hey everyone,

This is a bit embarrassing, but feel free to roast the shit out of me here. I like the feedback.

My LTR and I have been seeing each other for 5 months now. One night, after we had sex, she randomly brought up if I’ve ever measured my penis and how big it was. She said she would like to measure it.

Then, she said she’s been with a huge guy before and wanted to know how I felt about it. I mainly ignored the question, because I feel she wanted a rise out of me to test me.

She will sometimes make comments calling it, “little man” and things like that. This is not often though. It’s just something that occurs every once in awhile.

Before I go any further, I’ve never had any issues with my penis size. I sit at around 6 inches and am content with it. Girls have never had a problem with it and my LTR and I even have a great sex life. She orgasms a good bit and she even mentions without me asking that the sex is good.

Otherwise, our dating life is pretty great. She cooks for me, cleans for me, and is basically a good girlfriend. We’re both pretty loving outside of the bedroom.

I know I gamed her pretty well. She tells me I’m the only guy she’s ever had to work and pursue into a relationship and I’m the least possessive out of her exes. She tells me a lot that she wants us to last and she doesn’t want it to end. I pass her shit tests more times than not, and I think that’s one of the reasons she reacts this way. I think I make her insecure sometimes by coming off I certain way and she wants to manipulate me.

Well, I confronted her this morning and told her I didn’t like the comments she makes. I know it makes me look insecure, but I honestly just wanted to let her know before I totally end things and move on. I wanted to give her a chance to correct it. She says she’s just joking and doesn’t mean anything by it, but I’m not naive. I feel like I fucked up by showing a reaction, but I can’t take it back.

I have broken up with her before during the beginning of our relationship, because I didn’t think we were going in the same direction. We started talking again and stuff had been pretty good the past couple of months other than this.

TLDR, roast me guys lol.