Some Tinder girls...

this_weeks_account2 · 2017-10-11T11:15:36+00:00

You already know it's bullshit token resistance. Just pretend like it's not there. Do you really think things are gonna start getting hot and heavy, then suddenly she'll put a stop to it saying "didnt you read my profile in the hookup app we used to find each other?" All that means is don't start a conversation with "let's fuck".

ScottDurden · 2017-10-11T15:31:05+00:00

It's just a shit test.

pm_me_chuck_hagel · 2017-10-11T10:07:44+00:00

Just ignore it. I'm sure you wouldn't pass on a possible FWB situation or multiple-night-stand if she turns out to be interesting, right?

IVIaskerade · 2017-10-11T11:12:02+00:00

I don't bother overthinking it or trying to be cute by bringing it up. I just act exactly as I always do because that's what works.

Gostkowski · 2017-10-11T13:53:00+00:00

I am a little older than the tinder generation, but when the hell did that app not become exactly for one night stands? When it came out that's how I heard it described and based on how it operates it seems that should be what it's for.

quicklogaccount · 2017-10-11T12:24:40+00:00

You don't twist their intentions. These are the chicks that are telling you they are open to ONSs if you play it right.
Take on the date, be attractive, escalate, and you'll have your dick wet.

GreenPiller · 2017-10-11T14:07:47+00:00

You should see some instagram girls. Those bitches straight up laugh at you for trying, and the sad thing is, they are not even that hot in person.

WISE_TURD · 2017-10-11T19:33:20+00:00

Come to my crack party!!!

Fyi No smoking crack at the crack party.

atticusfinch1973 · 2017-10-11T16:32:19+00:00

I've never had a Tinder date that said "no hookups" that DIDN'T put out on second date minimum.

It's their version of online plausible deniability. They can say it to make themselves feel better, just like when they say "I never do this!" while they are naked and panting.

bayn41 · 2017-10-11T17:04:34+00:00

Stop giving a shit what they say in their profiles, stop listening to what they say they want, it doesn't matter. None of it matters. When Chad shows up the panties drop off, end of story.

GunsGermsAndSteel · 2017-10-11T17:57:00+00:00

I think I actually figured this one out!

The girls who say that are concerned that someone they know might see them trolling for dick on Tinder.

So they add this little “oh by the way I’m not looking for dick tee-hee” to have plausible deniability if their friends see them. Now they can claim they’re looking for something meaningful.

Pro-tip: they aren’t.

flatox · 2017-10-11T18:40:56+00:00

It's a way to keep the belief of being a "good girl" in the eyes of betas, even though she's banging new dudes every week.

The betas will believe m'lady no matter what.

zboo1h · 2017-10-11T19:22:27+00:00

I don't listen to what they say, I just play my hand and see what happens. Sometimes it doesn't work, and sometimes I cum on their faces. I never think about the times it doesn't work, or I get blocked, or unmatched, or insulted. I only ever think about the times I've handed them a towel afterwards.

itsjustsimon- · 2017-10-11T23:04:20+00:00

It’s her shit test, actually working as a filter to remove all nice guys and chodes from the equation.

CheekiBreekiLifts · 2017-10-11T17:01:58+00:00

You just say Hi and set up a date. It makes no difference

-Wojo- · 2017-10-12T01:07:44+00:00

You read what these girls write.... Don't waste your time with their cover letter

Title	Some Tinder girls...
Author	gonedownthecrapper
Upvotes	20
Comments	22
Date	October 11, 2017 9:58 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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