The Muslim Shit Test

GayLubeOil · 2016-10-14T09:15:51+00:00

It really depends on what country she's from. Turkish girls take dick up the ass all day to preserve their virginity. However Somalis are more serious about following the teachings of Mohammed the Child molester.

whoreshal · 2016-10-14T12:28:35+00:00

Something similar happened to me, I was dating this muslim girl a few years ago and apparently it was not "allowed" in her family, she barely had a few male friends...

Everything was alright with the girl but this one evening three scary looking bearded muslim dudes came to my house to tell me that I need to stop talking to the girl or there would be dire consequences

Needless to say I ceased all communication immediately, I have no interest in getting fucking beheaded or some shit

Edit - all i'm saying is OP, in my opinion when a muslim girl says that her family won't allow it, she means it. They have this thing called honour killing, when you kill your own children for "honour" like wtf?

bmer92 · 2016-10-14T16:55:10+00:00

My beef is halal its cool.

deci-mator · 2016-10-14T15:09:45+00:00

If she has genuine interest and attraction towards you. She will take the dick. She will hide in closets. She will crawl under barbed wire. She will put religion on the side and hamster her acts away once she's done. That Muslim girl. Just give her a reason to lie to herself so she can sleep knowing she isn't a bad person.

Frigzy · 2016-10-14T12:46:28+00:00

"Hey me and my family live in a macho controlled fantasy world and if something isn't to our likening we will cause completely disproportional drama."

Does that sound worth it to you at all? You got her number, you can get more.

Hardybear5179 · 2016-10-14T15:33:36+00:00

Had a Persian/Muslim chick meet me for drinks one night. I'm a white AF guy.

She was a knock out. Blonde hair, green eyes, 5ft 5 and like 90lbs, was a banker and made good money.. Downside- 2 kids (she let sleep with her everynight) lived with her parents still and a controlling Ex-husband.

We met for drinks..then she asked to take me for a ride in her new BMW. Took me to a park to "talk" (it was like midnight) Jumped out her seat, onto my lap. She inched her hand down the side of the chair and reclined me.. I think I'm about to slay this chick..nope. We kissed but my hands on her ass and tits were pushed away till she finally said "No, no, we cant do this!" Fucking sucked.

Over the next week she would just call and ask for dick pics so she could masturbate too them. She would let me listen, say thanks, and that was it.

Basically ghosted me but added me on Snapchat.

Would have NEVER worked...but I regret her not letting me smash at least :(

safariAnt · 2016-10-14T09:38:22+00:00

its a shit test

[deleted] · 2016-10-14T11:06:30+00:00

Just like there are many modern Jews that identify as atheist, there will be Muslims in name only, or "Cultural Muslims" that will use their religion as an ASD. This sounds like LMR and if she gave you her number, AWALT. Acta, non verba dude.

Ditto on the CC that wears a hijab, its like a born again virgin. This is just the predictable behaviors of women hitting the wall.

TrueFacets · 2016-10-14T13:55:07+00:00

I had the same situation with a Jewish girl. I was still 100% Blue Pill back then.

Long story short, we fucked and we were living the "start" of a relationship. Right at the beginning she told me that she could never introduce a non-jew into her family. (I even asked my grandma if we had any jewish relatives or ancestors - I just lol'd out loud thinking back to that, so stupid xD)

I was an Atheist before but after this I lost the last bit of respect for religions.

Still she somehow managed to be super religious BUT (despite no sex before marriage) she let me fuck front and back with the argument that the "marriage" part was open to interpretation

I was so fucking baffled by the whole situation that I blamed everything on religion and that it was just a stupid ruleset.

Back then I didn't realize that not the religion but the women living it made the whole thing so utterly "retarded".

I was just not good enough for her to wanna deal with her parents and she used the religion as an excuse.

And this is my conclusion: Girls do whatever they feel like, religion or not, my bet is that you were not creating enough tingles for her to continue the interaction

Its easiest to end over text right in the beginning anyway.

machimus · 2016-10-14T18:39:10+00:00

The thing with them is their culture will super duper hate on them for any appearance of impropriety. Think about it - in their culture women can be murdered for sluttiness. That would make me think twice if it were me. So you need to really go out of your way to help her with plausible deniability. 100x more than normal girls. Like she can't even let herself be seen going into a room alone with you, by her family anyway.

They're still human though, they're still sexual. If you can help them get around their really strict rules, it's doable. But when she says, "I'm Muslim, we can't hook up", you agree, agree, agree. And then when you're alone, whatever happens, happens.

longschlong12 · 2016-10-14T09:25:15+00:00

Hmm i would say its a shit test.its just all talk. Modern muslims woman who wear hijabs usually do it under the pressure of their parents and relatives, not for the religion.

AWALT bro, some of them are the biggest sluts out there, then after years of riding the CC they finally wear a hijab to feel better about themselves

Poptart318 · 2016-10-14T13:24:10+00:00

Oh shit. But did you at least fuck her or something?

SetConsumes · 2016-10-14T16:08:48+00:00

Moderate Muslims may be down to fuck, keep testing the waters if she interests you enough.

Title	The Muslim Shit Test
Author	martillo92
Upvotes	6
Comments	43
Date	October 14, 2016 8:44 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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