• If you’re really light skinned get a freakin tanning membership. They’re not horribly expensive and you don’t have to look like Pauly D from Jersey Shore, just get a little color goes a long way. Oh, and it doesn’t make you gay to go tanning, unless of course you’re taking your boyfriend with you.

• When you’re about to go out double check your face before you leave the house. Make sure you don’t have dry skin, blemishes or crazy wild hairs coming out anywhere. Be detailed when it comes to keeping your face looking good. Also, guys please check your nose for bats in the bat cave. A sure fire way to kill a conversation is for a chick to see a booger in your nose. Hell, I’m about to throw up right now just getting a mental image of the situation.

• Cologne – triple spray rule! Depending on strength of course. Once right in the center of your chest and once on each wrist. Depending on how strong it is of course. Look, nobody wants to be able to taste your cologne as you walk by them. Oh, if you’re going to be dancing it’s always a good idea to spray one time on the right side of your neck. Your right is typically the side that a woman is going to put her head if she is hugging you or dancing with you. Find a nice expensive cologne. If you can’t afford it go for the smallest bottle you can find of a nice scent. Don’t know how to pick out a good scent? Go to a makeup shop in the mall, they usually sell men’s fragrances. Ask the girl behind the counter what’s hot. Also, you can use this to start up conversations with the women in the makeup shop!

• Deodorant – Two words fellas. Wear It. Cologne is not a substitute at any point. Don’t come home from the gym after a sweaty workout and think the triple spray rule is going to mask your funk. You will only smell like a mix of cologne and swamp ass.

• Don’t get obliterated at the bar. I cannot say this enough. Don’t get drunk! When you go out you’re going to have some drinks. Just don’t drink too much. You won’t have a chance to impress anyone if you can’t speak proper English. Have a glass of water between drinks to stay even. Calling women lesbians after they turn you down because you had a few too many isn’t a good look on most occasions.

• Keep a pack of gum or breath mints handy. If your breath’s spicy you will not make a good first impression. This goes both ways. Ever gotten close to a really beautiful woman with breath that smelled like old hot dog water? Nah, me either but I’m guessing that’s why most women always keep gum on standby.

• Find a substitute for your hair gel. If you still style your hair with gel or mousse something defiantly needs to change. When you get to a point where a woman wants to touch your hair she doesn’t want to pull back a greasy hand nor does she want it to be as stiff as Jerry Sandusky in a Penn State locker room. Find some crème or paste or something that doesn’t make your hair look like it could withstand tropical force winds.

• Keep in mind that if you look a certain way you will typically attract a certain type of woman. Example: If you dress like a biker (leather vest biker not spanex shorts) you will probably get you an “ol lady” pretty quick. It's all in what you are looking to attract. You’re appearance is going to attract the same type. If you want a girly girl that wears dresses and heels you better dress up just as well. Not saying its set in stone because there’s always exceptions but typically the theory is true.