Have you ever been to a single woman's place? I'm sure you have. Well, I can almost guarantee you there isn't a fully charged battery within reaching distance. She's robbed the remote, all other digital devices and in dire circumstances even removed the battery from the smoke detector. I'm will assume that each of you know what I'm getting at. You see gentlemen, most women are just as dirty as guys. They sometimes will eat an entire bag of chips in their panties while watching teen mom or whatever disgusting MTV show might be airing. On occasion, they might even burp louder than you after shotgunning a beer with your buddies. Women are not the little princesses they portray themselves to be.

They are real. When I say real, I mean real. They do most of the same things you do when alone in the comfort of their own place. It's a harsh reality that each of you should invest in. If you realize you're not dating a princess that never burps or any of the other dirty things in life you're one step ahead of the game. Simply put, women are almost as dirty as men. They get mad when they discover you have a subscription to beautifulbitches.com (I'm certain that's a real website, though I don't have the courage to paste the link) but they are the same. They watch porn, they don't clean their car or refrigerator as often as you think, they hate cleaning up after cooking for you, most have a fear of getting fat after eating anything, they talk really dirty with their friends and even in certain circumstances wear bikini bottoms as panties when the laundry needs to be done. You find these things out when you become comfortable with a person. Things you didn't ever think would rear their ugly head suddenly appear like the menstrual cycle you were praying for.

Bottom line bros- Women are dirty when you're not around. They eat weird things like slices of cheese, they masturbate, they burp, they talk way more dirty to their friends than you do, they love foreplay, they most certainly have had "friends with benefits", they don't always clean up and they hate guys that can't kiss well. The list goes on and on guys. Think about it this way, if you realize that they are not princesses you have won half the battle. Women are just like men except they put on a really good front for way longer than we can. Keep this in your mind next time you approach a beautiful woman. Always remember, she is no different than the rest of them. She's no princess.