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HallandOates2 · 2022-02-23T03:54:30+00:00

She just sounds like a bitch dude

spicy_simba · 2022-02-23T06:36:57+00:00

Hi there buddy,

Read your story again, but this time with a guy coworker instead or a coworker you are not attracted to.

Its funny how the narrative will change. You probably would not accept these behaviors the same way.

When someone behaves in way you do not accept, most of the time we respond towards the person, and not the behavior,

Forget this narrative of shit tests, and you needing to succeed them,

Think of it this way, if a person like you they like you and no need for you to convince them.

Life and relationships are not an exam and if someone is making you feel they are an exam, they are probably not right fit for you as a partner.

You want a partner who respects you and dont throw tantrums at you, these are the blindsides of being attracted at first but someday you will realize that it is quite unhealthy relationship behavior.

Now forgetting about the relationship prospect athese behaviors are not respectful professionally, they need be addressed in a serious way, you need to speak up for yourself and if the colleague does not change, then report to management.

This js your colleague before anything else, respect between colleagues is top priority, if that is not there nothing much can be built up on it.

arcalumis · 2022-02-23T08:02:07+00:00

Since when is being an arrogant self important bitch a shit test?

Calamity__Bane · 2022-02-23T01:53:36+00:00

Those aren’t shit tests, she’s just trying to pull rank.

2022-02-23T05:23:47+00:00

Just start showing interest in other girls around you two, If she's interested she will stop being such a twat

Leadeater · 2022-02-23T14:15:39+00:00

These aren't shit tests. She doesn't like you.

jobbo321 · 2022-02-23T14:24:02+00:00

These aren't shit tests. Women don't have some free pass to being absolute mean bitches just because you're attracted to them. In fact she probably already senses you're attracted to her and knows you won't respect yourself.

Treat her like you would treat her if she was a dude. Assume she isn't interested in you. Don't overthink this.

willgo-waggins · 2022-02-23T02:04:01+00:00

Personally I would be here on your second one:

“Well it seems it’s time for somebody to be taught some manners!”

Follow ups or continuations:

“We can start pants on but if you wiggle that ass is bare” (you better have a back up job lined up for this one)

“I’ll bet that attitude changes really quick in private”

“You think you’re in charge huh? Well we can change that”

“It turns me on that I get you so excited”

“Somebody really needs some serious attention…” (all about to e and implication here)

All this is if you want to be risky and gamble that she wants you to be banging her but doesn’t know how to get it across. Pretty standard shit for women as they are taught to be “good girls” and the ones who are forward are slut shamed.

I almost completely blew the clues for this past weekend with my FWB because even though she really is a horny little slut she doesn’t like to be seen that way publicly and is very naive/good girl. We were going camping and she threw some obvious hints that she wanted to share my tent - and bed. I was being dork ass guy clueless and not getting it right away. When the light bulb went on I managed to recover two days before we were set to go when she gave me an opening by asking if I could pick her up on the way to our friends who we were carpooling with. I did a fast follow up asking if she wanted to share my tent and queen air bed. I could practically FEEL her coming (no pun of course!) through the text line with her multi exclamations points response of how happy she would be to do that and how grateful she was to me for sharing.

I think your pal is wanting an aggressive and control response showing that you want to tap that ass but I’m obviously reading your post and can only go by what you have there. You will have to use your best judgement.

Good luck!

2022-02-23T07:36:59+00:00

Most of the time laugh it off or ignore it. But this girl seems at least impolite, I think she is not good candidate for a gf at all.

Chance_Zone_8150 · 2022-02-23T16:37:46+00:00

You're a simp lol simple as that. The shit test bullshit is gettin guys fucked up and having them believe they have to take the shit of a woman in order to gey laid. Fuck that, I agree with another responder, "if this was a dude or a woman you arent attracted to, would you take that abuse?"...no, you wouldnt but you really just wanna fuck.

So instead of explaining everything to her, be a smartass or say, "Don't do that" and watch her crumple at the fact your treating her like a person or be blunt and ask her out and smash so you can stop simpin and wimpin

ninjamiran · 2022-02-23T01:57:29+00:00

Flirt and build tension as much as possible and ask her out if not ure losing her already bro

Glass-Market-5336 · 2022-02-23T08:59:43+00:00

It’s shocking how much pickup is based on old Seinfeld episodes

TheTruth221 · 2022-02-23T12:11:47+00:00

ignore most of them then have her pay for food

MO_drps_knwldg · 2022-02-23T17:26:45+00:00

Not everything is a shit test. Some women (people) are just assholes

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