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[–]The_Karate_Kid 17 points18 points19 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Sorry I'm sick, can't hang out." Go to sleep and drink some juice.
[–]Ragas 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
... I'm on onion juice right now. I think the smell is going to make my flatmates sick. :D
[–]SeekingAlpha 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Onion juice?
[–]FAPSLOCK 9 points10 points11 points 14 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Transition to your sick-game
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sick, bro!
[–]Ragas 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And how does that work?
[–]FAPSLOCK 4 points5 points6 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Replace negging with coughing
Sounds sexy.
[–]DivineIntervention 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The ladies find it irresistible and erotic when those coughs have phlegm.
[–]documents1856 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Take care of yourself, if you infect her you can't see her for as long as you are sick and as long as she is sick, I'd also feel like I "owe her one" since her sickness was my fault
[–]Ragas 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That is why.
I literally don't want to make her sick.:)
[–]documents1856 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Headaches though, the release of endorphins through sex is supposed to make the headache go away
[–]Ragas 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hah. Headaches are the only thing I don't have right now.
But I'll remember for the next time that I have. ;)
[–]MonkeySteriods 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Hey I know I suggest that we should hang out, but I'm feeling a bit under the weather.. lets reschedule" works wither you had solid plans or not.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Stop being sick and be awesome!
Hah. I would if I could.
[–]breadrising 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Simple: Reschedule, but make the rescheduling definite.
Don't just say "Hey I'm feeling sick, maybe some other time."
Say, "Sorry, I've come down with a cold so I really don't know if I'll be feeling well enough to go out on (insert date), but what about that Saturday night or maybe Sunday for coffee?"
If you need to ditch out on plans, the best solution is to always make an effort to reschedule within that week or your next available day. This is the best way to show you really do want to meet up again and aren't just finding a way to get out of it.
[–]Ragas 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, as many more suggested. I'll do that.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I get colds and shit constantly when I go out sarging, most likely from tongue-fucking numerous herpderp-carrying females at the classy establishments that I frequent.
I'm going to start taking Airborne or something before I go out.
But yeah, tell her you're sick. Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll offer to bring you stuff or something.
Yeah that would be awesome. but the probability that this will happen at this stage is like infinitely small.
[–]mileshigh_23 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just went through a week of being sick, and about five recent number closes all went to WASTE due to the attraction wearing off. Also, onion juice?!?! that sounds like the most vile thing I can possibly think of drinking.
I see the numbers going to waste too. :/ But let's see.
Yeah. Onion juice. It tastes better than you think. .. Mostly because it consists of 50% sugar.
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