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[–]Woujo 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Don't try to fuck girls at your work. It rarely ends well.
Just dress nice, act professional, friendly and confidently, which is what you should be doing anyway.
[–]__relyT 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Especially on your first day.
If you go in there with that mindset, they will sense it from a mile away.
[–]rustoof 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ignore the simps in here. Work is the number one place people meet their spouse.
It is not hard to avoid a sexual harrasment complaint assuming a slight modicum of tact.
To be attractive at work you just have to be the most attractive guy. Its much easier than being the most attractive guy on the dating app, in the crowded bar or in the whole city.
Wear nice clothes, be in shape, be kind, don't exhibit feminine traits like whining or needing help all the time, work hard, be good at your job and you'll be fine.
Now, the simps are right about one thing. Do not sleep with someone in your direct line of supervision, either your superior or subordinate. If you are sleeping with someone at work the girls will all know eventually. Thats not a bad thing.
[–]Mistermistery101 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much this. You can definitely make things happen in the workplace, but you just have to be more mindful than if you were meeting girls on the Street.
My advice, on top of what rustoof said, is to banter and flirt with them and see who catches the bait. Always flirt open handedly until they start flirting back. From there just invite them for drinks. After you have her Somewhere outside of the workplace environment treat her like a regular girl
[–]TheMailmanic 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree with this. It doesn't take much to get canned for sexual harassment
[–]pawtrolling 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look at the camera and give "the look"
[–]Jerome2704 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good posture, smile and be confident. Losing the belly would help too (if you have one).
[–]Sankara-Lumumba99 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just go about your business and try to be friendly although professional at the same time.
[–]WeakEmu8 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus christ gtfo of there. That's bad news
[–]fracuna 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First, don’t dip your pen in company Ink nothing good will ever come of that. If you want to make good first impressions however, keep your back straight, head up, soft smile (like you just heard a silly joke). That alone should make you appear approachable and friendly. Again, office romances are disasters waiting to happen and you have to be extra careful how you navigate that if you really want it.
[–]Beaudaci0us 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not shitting where you eat is a good start. Don't fuck them. Don't fuck their friends.
[–]unclefred27 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I sent you a pm OP
[–]skld2assassin 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Arent you already attractive?
[–]lolunity 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lots of simp replies here.
[–]mystikalmix 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's the deal bro. Many people will tell you not to date your coworkers...but here's the truth, many couples actually met at work. So, while its frowned upon and even risky to date your coworkers, its very common and most of the time its ok as long as you are careful and know the risks.
I've worked with mostly women in the past 10 years. I've dated many of them, all times they approached me. I've been sexually harrassed many times also but have never said anything, although it doesn't work the other way around lol. Working with attractive women is great because it makes work a lot more fun.
My suggestion bro is to make em chase you....just be friendly and look as attractive as you possibly can. Just be careful and play it cool.
[–]Nayilenja 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fuck the first girl who gives you the "vibes", fuck her good, you will get good rep since women gossip alot. I also once thought you don't fuck the help but the sitch is very different when she hits on you. Wear clothes that fit you well, get in shape, get a life!
[–]tibles20 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing why can't guys just be friends with a girl
[–]axe122 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Be playful, tease then a bit and run push pulls on them. Your gonna see them again so your probably better playing a long game with them. You can get their numbers sooner than later if you want but you don’t want to be the guy who gets rejected at work and then all the girls reject you cuz they don’t want the guy no other girls want. That being said don’t be afraid to go for something you want either cuz you definitely won’t get the girl that way but since you’ll be seeing them hen regularly you can flirt with them and leave on a high note and pay attention to which ones seem to seek your attention more or come around to your desk and want to hang out with you at lunch or whatever.
Also flirt with every girl at work including the ones you don’t find really sexually attractive. You don’t have to flirt as hard but be playful and include them so you aren’t obviously giving the hot one to much attention and it’s clear as day how interested you are in her.
At the very least even if you didn’t wanna shit where you eat your better off being playful and flirtatious with them as when your as social gatherings if they sorta like you and talk you up to one of their girlfriends it will be like shooting fish in a barrel. Good luck and don’t draw attention from HR. Read the room and don’t try so hard.
[–]SellingAdvil 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
U got this bro
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Treat them with kindness and respect
[–]Kimdabrim 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're good looking women will chase you in the workplace
[–]TheGreatMonkeyNoodle -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know what you want 😏if you want some go get you some
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