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[–]Depressedkid1998[🍰] 171 points172 points173 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Just don’t fall in love man, that girl sounds like an awful girlfriend
[–]WinstonsVictoryGin 37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Some would say a hoe. What do we do with hoes? We use them to till our crops gentleman.
[–]IllegalAlcoholic 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thats what he is saying. Don’t fall for that kinda girls.
[–]Campione97 -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Y'all hating on that type of girl yet y'all want that type of girl to smash. Don't be idiots Just cause the chick is down to fuck this guy doesn't mean she'd be down to fuck anyone else He's game is just on another level
[–]Creevy 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. Have fun, but don't get attached. If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you.
[+]SandGeek -17 points-16 points-15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SAYING THIS SHIT. I’m a lowkey player and i really just like smoking and fucking so la di da
[–]Archangel_White_Rose -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Reddit virgins are jealous. Take it as a compliment
[–]ZoomXPegasus -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bunch of simps around here..
[–]--Karlo- 6 years ago [recovered] (11 children) | Copy Link
I’ll give you an update... she’s willing to go behind her boyfriends back smoke/chill/bond with a dude who works at a smoke shop. What do you think is gonna happen down the road when she meets some other dude who is “cool af” ?
I wonder what kind of looser she is dating now to risk it all for a dude who works at a smoke shop.
Sorry dude, I’m old and when I read this I don’t see this ending well.
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[–]Narudatsu 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Having hot female friends can help you attract more hot females so if she’s taken still worth investing time
[–]texxmix 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not only that but having friends that aren’t just dudes is great in general.
[–]KrAzyDrummer 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The fact that she was so willing was an instant turn off for me.
If she's willing to cheat with you, she's gonna cheat on you later.
[–]JimmyTorpedo 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, he just got her number its not like they are gonna get married...
[–]SmoothPrimal 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Snapchat exchange doesn't not mean she wants to fuck the guy smh. Girls hand snap and insta out like candy so they can get their score up.
[–]Chevalier_Charlie 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This^
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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The exact response I had anticipated from a smoke shop employee.
[–]JuelzyT -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Older and wiser(clearly).
[–]jorbaniac 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or her bf doesn't smoke and she's looking for a free hook up for some dope.. Yeah, you might get laid, and that's fine if that's what you're looking for. My opinion : I wouldn't get emotionally invested or hope that something more than a hookup or Fuck buddy is where this goes. I would just warn you as well to watch out for signs of her "just needing help" or asking to borrow money.. I've seen this happen before and it's something you might look back on and wonder why you wasted the time.. But if it does work out for you, congratulations! Crazier things have happened
[+]SandGeek -8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂 dudeeee why is everyone saying all this shit. IM NOT LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND. I JUST LIKE BENEFITS.
[–]--Karlo-17 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Friendzone her and try to get with one of her hotter friends. Play the long game.
[–]yblikeapattymelt 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[F] It's likely at least one of these: She could just want to smoke, she's just a cheater, or her boyfriend sucks and she's insecure and desperate. It's up to you what you wanna do with this information. Congrats on getting her number, eye contact is subtle but can be powerful. I don't know why the comments are so negative.. Glad you're proud of yourself. Now that you see you're capable you can do it with ANY girl you find attractive
[–]yblikeapattymelt 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then why the fuck are you bringing it to reddit just fuck the girl and live your life some people actually need HELP with shit on here
[–]JimmyTorpedo 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Except for the snow!
Side note, I am not sure why anyone in this sub is giving shit...its called SEDUCTION...Eye contact does work, all those subtle parts after the initial cold approach work for a reason. Keep doing you man, and for fucks sake the amount of jumping to conclusion in this thread is beyond real!!!
LOL hey guys I saw a girl yesterday...EVERYONE ELSE...Shes a hoe, she will cheat on you, she smokes PALL MALLS, her credit score sucks, she listens to Nickleback...my eyes rolled so far back into me head I fell over from all the comments lol
[–]PurpleSweetz 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ur Snapchat...lol..
[–]KiwiSlapper 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How do you send your cloud pics?
[–]PurpleSweetz 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that cloud as in THE cloud or cloud as in, smoking pics? If it’s latter then lmao I’m not 17 anymore I don’t think that shit is cool
[–]SmoothPrimal 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You are correct about something off about the people on this. It's like a mix of 15 year olds who just discovered they can approach girls and potentially get laid, and dorks who like reading books and never approaching. Occasionally there is someone who knows their shit.
Nothing against hitting on girls with bfs. Tbh they are usually bored af and easy to number close, but almost impossible to fuck not because they don't want to, but due to logistics usually. A lot of girls depend on their guys for a place to stay. They are not going to fuck up their meal ticket.
I've fucked 1 chick who had a bf who was deployed, another one who was married, but most of them I just friend zone because they can be good connections. Flirty women who are taken usually know a lot of people (ATTRACTIVE WOMEN). A lot of guys give up when they find out they are taken.
Play the long game.
[–]SandGeek 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Finally!! You sound like an actual real life person. And by the way you talk you obvs know your shit brodie!!! Thanks man i appreciate it.
[–]pm-your-titties-pls 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your edits are super cringe, but nice job on getting a girls number
[–]iDOWNvoteMYSELFonly 28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She has a boyfriend, I hope you own a gun with lots of ammunition
[–]sniper45005 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
🤣
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or into someone watching while he smashes haha
[–]Rccamo3 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy fuck this guy sounds like an insufferable douchebag. Fucking pathetic. The end of his little story should have had "and everyone clapped."
[–]ParaLegalese 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm eye contact works really well
[–]selfishnun 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shoulda put a sign on the front door saying you’re closed for an hour
[–]WhatAmiDoingHere1022 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plot twist she set him up and boyfriend robbed weed
[–]oAkimboTimbo 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
It annoys the fuck out of me when dudes go after girls with boyfriends. I know it’s on her to decline you if she’s with another guy, but why do it anyway? Don’t get excited over shit like this, there are so many other single women out there. You’re both equally shitty.
[–]JimmyTorpedo -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Because he got a phone number he is a shitty person, and she giving it out as well???
[–]oAkimboTimbo -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It’s obvious he’s trying to fuck, and she knows it. So yes, they’re both shitty people
[–]JimmyTorpedo -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Everyone cheats, even my 90 yr old neighbor was banging her boss and then going home to her family, its so common in society but so closed off because everyone wants to take the moral high ground. At the end of the day its sex and this whole idea that it should be some sort of taboo warps our idea of it. You and I wouldnt be here if it wasnt for our ancestors fucking ALOT. Im not really sure why you are this subreddit?
[–]oAkimboTimbo -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just so you know bud, just because someone is faithful in a relationship doesn’t mean they’re “taking the moral high ground”. That’s the fucking middle ground. Really can’t tell if you’re joking. Also I’m on this sub because this is r/seduction, not r/cheaters
[–]JimmyTorpedo -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Getting someones number is not cheating.
[–]oAkimboTimbo -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s not the act of simply getting a phone number that’s wrong, it’s the pursuit of seeking sex outside of a monogamous relationship. And just to let you know, decent fucking people don’t cheat. If you wanna bang other people while you’re dating someone, that’s totally fine as long as the other person is cool with being in an open relationship.
But anyone who goes behind their partners back to fuck someone else is a coward and the worst type of person.
[–]oAkimboTimbo 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you sound sad
[–]fenlx1906 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm actually pump for you. Give an update later
[–]teatimewithbatman1 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hit it and quit ittt. Shes not worth it for anything extended, but worth a night at least.
[–]SandGeek 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that’s what i’m sayyyinn 🤪
[–]mikeitclassy 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao she said she had a boyfriend but she was like “ur cool asl so it don’t matter”. Ayy boys let’s see where this goes
nah, fuck that.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
why are you even going to talk to a girl w a bf? there’s so many women out there.
[–]JimmyTorpedo -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because its called SEDUCTION...
[–]itacklefatkids88 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well your the type to get played none of us boys on here are routingg for you cuz ur a idiot
[–]Wookieman222 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I.mean your kinda trash, but I mean if she is willing to suck your balls then and, your getting your balls sucked, and 2 that guy now knows his "loyal gf" is a hoe. I don't condo be what your doing, but if she cheats thats on her, not you.
[–]beefcurtainsalad 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go for it man. You'll only regret not giving it a shot. Not all women are gold diggers. Just don't have high expectations and you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
[–]Pwuh 6 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
A “super cute girl” in a vape shop...yeah I’m not buying that. Plus you’re setting yourself to be the guy that gives her attention while her bf is not but rest assured he will still be the one sleeping with her.
oof
[–]RedHennesy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
[–]20hotness02 -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking forward to the juicy/Smokey update!!!
[–]rahhumilovedogs -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uh, this is bad news man. I would not be so excited over this. Could randomly ask any girl to smoke who doesn't have her own weed and they would be down. And lol @ snapchat
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