This isn't the best FR, but it's been awhile since I've contributed to the community, so I thought I would share. Feel free to skip to the tl;dr if you want.

I was getting ready to leave the bar on Friday when two older women stopped me and asked me to dance with them. They were decently attractive and I kind of have a thing for older women, plus one looked exactly like Tina Fey, so I stopped to dance. They made fun of me for not knowing the 80s rap song that was playing. I laughed it off and made fun of her for looking like Tina Fey.

One of them said I shouldn't let them stop me from talking to other girls and she pointed to a pair of HB7s directly behind me. I turned and said "Hey, my wingwoman just set us up." One girl was super receptive and we went through all the basic small talk; exchanging names, we talked sports, tried to guess each other's ages. I was with a friend and when he was talking to the two girls, I would turn around and keep dancing with Tina Fey and her friend (who I learned was 47!). I think this showed the HB7 that I wasn't desperate for her attention. Her and her friend went to the bar to get drinks and I assumed I would never see them again, so I went back to dancing with the 47 year old. Soon enough, the HB7s came back.

The girl I was interested in offered me a taste of her drink. I said "No thanks. I have a weird germ thing. I don't like sharing drinks." (Which is true). She says, "Well, do you make out?" I knew this was as much of an invitation as I'll ever get, so I went in for the makeout. We made out, danced, I got her number and then left.

I just thought it was funny how my dislike of germs turned into a makeout. I'll have to try that line again and see if it wasn't just a fluke.

TL;DR Girl offered me a sip of her drink. I refuse because "I have a weird germ thing." She asks if I makeout. We makeout.