Hey guys. I’ve had one crazy week so far, and it’s not even over yet. We went out to do karaoke the other night and things got crazy out of hand. The girls were taking off their clothes in the private karaoke room, and I ended going home with a super hot 9. Turns out she’s engaged (yes, as in getting married. I didn’t know this until after I slept with her). Sorry Boyfriend, I did not know, and it’s not my fault you’re a chump and your girl wants me to bang her. I was writing an FR about it, but then I realized that it’s just an awesome story of a crazy party rather than anything involving pickup. Maybe I’ve internalized this stuff so much that I’m not even realizing what I’m doing anymore. It is a great story though, but not relevant to Seddit, so I decided to not post it. Anyway….

Last night was one of the toughest pulls I’ve ever had, not because of the girls or ASD or anything, but because I had to deal with tons of AMOGs. I’ve been gaming some way hotter girls than I normally do and I’m trying to bring home more 8.5’s and 9’s, so AMOGs have been coming out of the woodwork.

I mentioned in one of my previous FR’s that if you’re going to game hot girls, you’re going to have to deal with more and more AMOGs. Some of them have great game and will mop the floor with you. Some of them are sneaky and tricky. Some of them have just good looks and have no game at all. Some are even violent. But, most AMOGs are just chumps, so don’t be intimidated by them. You HAVE to out-game them. They don’t care and they will take your women right in front of you! Here’s a couple examples from last night:

I met up with 2 girls at a bar downtown. They are from out of town and here just visiting. I met one of them here a couple months ago and we’ve been in phone contact ever since. Nothing crazy, just a few texts and facebook messages to stay on her radar. My new wingman (just broke up with his GF) bailed on me to go fuck some tourist chick. It’s all good.

Since the girls aren’t from here, I needed to show them around and make sure they had an awesome time. We ended up at a club/lounge with a dance floor. Young crowd, good music. Dark. Perfect.

At first they were having a hard time letting loose. I remained in control and lead both girls to the bar for a drink and then to the dance floor. They weren’t really moving, but I ignored it and danced near them and I was in my own little world. This got them to loosen up a bit and they started to dance with me.

I’m working on my target, but her friend is still a cockblock at this point. So as we’re all dancing, I’m trying to find impromptu wingmen to wing me and distract the obstacle. I’m just grabbing girls and dudes within arms reach and bringing them into our group to dance with us. Some of them join, some of them leave, and some of them look at me like I have “DERP” written on my forehead. I don’t care though, I need to get rid of this cockblock.

It eventually works and the cockblock ends up dancing with some guy. Great. I try to isolate my target to the bar.

We head to the bar for another drink and her cockblock friend unfortunately tags along. We hang out at the bar and talk for a few minutes and head to the bathroom. When I get back, the cockblock is dancing with some other dude and my target is at the bar talking with this guy. He’s tall, handsome, and probably dangerously charming. I pretend I don’t even see him. I walk up and stand right in front of him during his conversation with her. I say something funny just to break their rapport and grab her hand and bring her back to the dance floor and make out with her. The poor guy didn’t even see it coming…

This actually happened a few times in the night. After another bathroom run I see the same guy at the bar talking to my target. They’re flirting! He’s leaning on the bar with his right arm, trying to look cool and relaxed. This time I cut in between them and leaned on the bar (mimicking him, with my back to him) and ordered a drink. I call this “The Seat Warmer” because in my eyes, he was just holding my spot for me while I took a piss. I only mimic his body language because it’s funny for me. So again, I grabbed her by the hand and lead her to the dance floor for some more making out.

Last call. The cockblock ends up making out with some dude. We grab her and head outside to figure out where to go next and here come the fucking AMOGs! AGAIN! Jesus Christ, these guys just won’t give up. They’re like vultures with good game.

Turns out the dude that the cockblock made out with is friends with the AMOG that I’ve been chumping the whole night. These guys have a set of brass balls, I tell ya. Here’s their approach:

like I’m not even there with 2 girls. Totally ignoring me

AMOG: “Hey girls. We’re going to grab some drinks and head back to my place for an after party. We’ll put on some music and mix a few drinks and have a good time. So what do you say?”

D_White: “I say you have a really long nose hair hanging out of your nose. When the light hits it just right you can really see it. It’s quite amazing”

AMOG: “Oh really? You have some eye crust there”

(yeah good comeback)

D_White: “No, that’s not eye crust. It’s a scar. Can you believe I got into a fight on Valentines day?”

This whole time I'm taking a joking attitude towards these guys. I'm just busting their balls and having some fun, but at the same time hopefully making them seem creepy. All I really want is for the girls to think these guys are creepy, and I don’t want them to run any game on the girls. That’s why I deflected their offer and kept talking to the guy.

Here’s where I really needed a wingman. While I was chumping out this dude, the tall, handsome AMOG went behind my back and tried running game on the girls. These guys were good and they knew what they were doing. While I was distracted with one of the AMOGs and calling him out on his chump-ness, the other AMOG tried to get a cab and get the girls in.

I realized what was happening. I turn around and lock arms with both girls while the AMOG is running game on them and tell him “see you later dude” and walk away, arm-in-arm with both girls.

Phew! That was close. But wait, ANOTHER AMOG!!! Some random dude runs up to us and hugs my target and says a few funny things to get her to laugh. She ends up talking to the dude for a few minutes, but I have a secret weapon: HER FRIEND! She’s not going anywhere with that guy if I have her friend with me. So I continue to walk arm-in-arm with the cockblock friend and then my target yells “Hey wait up!” and runs back to us.

I hailed a cab IMMEDIATELY and got the fuck out of there. Ended up taking both girls to my place for more drinks and some smoke.

This was definitely my toughest pull yet. These AMOGs were everywhere, and this time they had solid game. But not as solid as mine. I’m learning how to better deal with AMOGs now that I’m coming in contact with them more and more. So to wrap this up, here’s how I destroy AMOGs

1. Physical Removal. I will physically remove my target from a situation where she’s being gamed by some AMOG.

2. “The Seat Warmer” – Pretend the guy was just holding your place. Cut right in between them and replace the AMOG for yourself. Totally ignore him.

3. Make out with the target. That should shut him up.

4. Ignore the target. Play hard to get and go flirt with other girls. They’ll usually come running back to cockblock you.

5. Call the AMOG out on his chump-ness. Always do it with a playful tone. Never serious, always laugh. Even better, tell the girls that “those guys are creepy”. Once they have it in their minds that these guys are creeps, it’s game over for them.