Last summer I was riding my motorcycle from Philly, PA to Rochester, NY and I stopped in PA to see a friend from college for the weekend. My friend introduced me to a bunch of her friends. Back then I could build attraction but I couldn't escalate or close to save my life, didn't know anything about the game.

C was a friend of my friend. She's an HB7. She like my motorcycle, so for the whole weekend she rode with me. I teased her and put her out and then let her ride with me anyways, I think I did a decent job of being hot then cold. Anyways I left and then at the end of the summer I went back to university and forgot about her.

This past weekend I went to Boston, MA for PAX with my friend from before and a bunch of our mutual friends. The forecast looked good so I decided to ride my new motorcycle there. Before we left my friend told me that C goes to school in Boston and we'd be seeing her.

Friday I get to Boston 2 hours behind my friends, my bike is slow on the highway, and I meet up with them in the city. I've been riding for 8 hours and it's been 50 F and raining for 5 hours, 3 of which have been after dark. I'm completely drained and out of it. I don't even say hello to C. When we go to get food I small talk with her a bit and try and tease her a bit but I'm so beat I don't care enough to pay any attention to her. Eventually we all go back to the motel outside the city that we got and chill. Everyone else including C smokes a lot of pot and then my friend takes C home and we go to sleep.

Saturday we are at PAX from 10am to 10pm, it was great. After PAX we go back to the motel and decide we're going to play Munchkin and drink. My friend is about to go pick up C, but I brought my spare helmet, so I go get her. I pick her up at her college and a bunch of her friends are staring at me and gossiping in the car. We ride back to the motel. There's no place to sit in the motel except two chairs and the two beds. C goes and sits on the wall AC/heater thing and I sit in a chair. I talk to her a bit but can't escalate because she's too far away. I tell her I'm hot and want to put the AC on. She complains, so I tell her to come take the other chair. She sits next to me. Kino, escalation, stupid snapchats etc. She says her friends are coming to pick her up by 2am. Thinking quickly I offer to give her a ride home instead. She calls her friends and argues with them but ultimately decides to let me take her back.

I've only had one mixed drink two hours ago and she doesn't drink liquor, so we ride back to her place and she gets off. I take my helmet off to adjust my earbuds for my GPS and try to think of how to get inside her dorm. Thinking quickly I steal a line straight from the book Bang by Roosh V - "Can I use your bathroom?". She shows me in and shows me to the mens room and says "Here's the men's room is at the end of the hall at the top of the stairs". I'm in and I know it, but I know I still need to close, which I've only done once before (K close). I admire myself in the bathroom mirror for a minute and then go upstairs to her dorm. She shows me her room, I talk to her turtle and playfully make fun of her a bit then lay down on her bed. She sits next to me and I get some kino in but not a lot. Eventually I look at my phone ans say ever so slightly sarcastically "It's too late I'm just going to stay here", she says "If you want", I say "I was joking, but if you want I might stay. Actually I can't I need to charge my phone", she says "I don't have an Android charger sorry". I pretend to contemplate leaving, look at the door and say "My phone should make it until morning but if it doesn't it's your fault". She decides it's time for bed and closes the door. I say "I don't sleep in pants, I hope you're not too awkward" and take my jeans off and get in her bed. She takes her hoody and bra off and says "well I am awkward but I'm a cuddler so I'll have to deal with it" and once she manages to get me to move over she cuddles up with her head on my chest, pointed down from my face. I know this is my last opportunity and that old me would have just spent 3 hours pretending to be asleep and analyzing what I did wrong and then fallen asleep.

I knew I just needed to kiss her so after several seconds of silence I say "hey you" and she perks up but she's still too far from my face and not facing me. I say "look at me" and she looks up right at me; almost perfect distance and angle and I go in for the kiss. She gets into it pretty quick. I've been in a LTR for the majority of the past two years so I'm good at this part and I go through the flow chart while making out: back, ass, tits, move inside clothing, back, ass, tits, vag. I'm trying hard to keep this from being just a K close. I keep her into it for about 45 minutes. It's been so fucking long at this point that I am no longer into it, it feels like work, and I'm trying to get my boner to come back when between breaths she asks if I brought a condom, which I did, but I tell her not yet and we make out for another 20 minutes until I get my boner back. I tell her to hold on and push her away, wrap it and then go in. After a while in missionary I tell her to get on top. After a while of that I tell her to get off and bend over and she says "I've never done this before". I'm visibly taken aback, but luckily she's already facing away so I just say "well you're in for a treat". Unfortunately it takes me so long to accept the fact that someone hasn't done doggy style and get her knees in the proper spot at the proper angle, the condom strangles my boner and it's all over. She cuddles with me and says "sorry, I know I'm probably a bad lay" I imply that she was good but dodge the statement because she wasn't good but I didn't perform much better. She then tells me I was her first. I freak out inside my head for an instant but decide this is impossible and say "first what?" to which she responds "first one night stand". I play around and don't tell her that it's my first time and on that bombshell, I go to sleep.

In the morning it's short and pleasant and she walks me out and I ride away into the sunset looking and feeling like Ryan Gosling.

tl;dr buy a motorcycle