Let me preface this by saying that the girl was pretty damn drunk. Whatever. I felt like a boss.

End of the night at a bar. I leave my group of friends to retrieve my jacket. On the way there I see some random guy that I had been joking with earlier in the night. We exchange high fives and I notice that he's talking to this attractive girl whose dressed scantily.

Our eyes meet, and she grabs my shirt, saying, "Look at you wearing some Enrique shirt." (white button down with the top two unbuttoned)

I respond, "Well clearly you like it since you grabbed it."

She says, "Do you want to kiss me?"

I respond, "Fuck yeah." And we make out for like 10 seconds in front of the guy (who I learned later was her cousin........)

Anyway! I promptly eject and go grab my jacket. Before leaving the bar, I go back up to her, grab her by the lower waist, pull her close to me, and say, "give me your phone."

She says, "why?" and I answer, "so you can give me your number." She unlocks it and I call myself. Then I walk away.

She runs after me and grabs me, asking, "what's your name?"

I whisper in her ear my name, kiss her, then bounce. Like a boss.

Unfortunately, unlike a boss, I didn't actually let the phone ring through, so I never got her number. She was probably too drunk to remember the whole exchange and woke up in the morning wondering whose number it was.

Fuck it though. Lesson learned. Easily could f-closed, but good thing I didn't try, since I lost my keys and had to go on a 2 hour expedition to find a place to sleep. Like a boss.