Freaking amazing

Oops_I_Derped · 2014-04-27T03:33:37+00:00

It's been two hours. Either things are going great and he's having a great time, or he's dead.

Hurry up, OP! We're worried sick about you!

2014-04-27T03:02:17+00:00

Good luck bro, let us know how it goes!

xzak · 2014-04-27T04:14:54+00:00

Dont let the age difference be an obstacle. Be a man when you get there. Good luck and keep us updated.

2014-04-27T03:27:32+00:00

Op will surely deliver

Sour_J · 2014-04-27T04:51:30+00:00

I really hope OP is getting laid right about now....

DSPR · 2014-04-27T04:55:40+00:00

you don't always need to be the perfect man. sometimes you just need to be The Man at that moment. </protip>

mortis_dei · 2014-04-27T02:51:55+00:00

They will eat you alive. Turn around now.

richrunk · 2014-04-27T03:21:58+00:00

Bro, I'm legit happy for you just after reading this post! Post What happens later!

davewinkwink · 2014-04-27T03:34:29+00:00

I hope you didn't take the banana for scale

2014-04-27T10:31:05+00:00

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Milan06 · 2014-04-27T01:19:42+00:00

Hoping for the best for you!

MarshallsHand · 2014-04-27T01:37:24+00:00

let us know what goes down

BeastAP23 · 2014-04-27T03:11:20+00:00

Hopefully it goes well for you!

2014-04-27T05:22:03+00:00

Bro! Bro! How did it go man? Bro!

penismissle · 2014-04-27T10:21:44+00:00

So... what happened?

2014-04-28T03:56:59+00:00

Atta boy!! Already read your FR.

Allen_Yuan · 2014-04-27T03:33:28+00:00

HAHA. That's awesome man. Really impressive, to be honest, good luck!

burncushlikewood · 2014-04-27T05:47:39+00:00

Yo man threeway

DoupDarnell · 2014-04-27T07:42:14+00:00

I need this update!! If he is 18 and can do it so can I!

2014-04-27T08:30:13+00:00

So to summarize: be yourself, flirt. Got it.

the0nlyone · 2014-04-27T09:54:56+00:00

People actually think this happened? Holy shit you people are gullibe

2014-04-27T11:08:30+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/243j3o/freaking_amazing_field_report/

2014-04-27T12:13:42+00:00

Field report http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/243j3o/freaking_amazing_field_report/

ranith · 2014-04-27T14:56:36+00:00

this guy is a phony...

no i'm not mad, he did trollposts before, i know i am a lurker.

ranith · 2014-04-27T15:00:10+00:00

did you put you fedora on her head like you did to the hot babe in red dress at a teenage party?

cavalierau · 2014-04-27T10:16:33+00:00

The key word here was probably "gym".

Holding a door open for someone does not guarantee sex or even a date. Saying "It must be your lucky night" could just as easily come across as creepy as fuck depending on the appearance of the person saying it. Sad, but true.

I've heard similar stories to this one on the internet. They sometimes involve fedora tipping, the word "Mi'lady", and ice cold rejection.

2014-04-27T04:22:18+00:00

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RoquefortCheese · 2014-04-27T05:57:20+00:00

Girls in their 20s do not say, "Wow what a gentleman" after someone awkwardly runs in front of them to hold a door, without being sarcastic.

Title	Freaking amazing
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	274
Comments	64
Date	April 27, 2014 1:16 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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