I was just reading over some texting lines like...

I heard that aliens are kidnapping all the sexy people. You'll be ok, but I just wanted to say goodbye.

I'm tired of you using me... I feel like a piece of meat.

I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer Skittles or M&M’s?

Hey.. do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends don’t believe retards can text. We’ll show ‘em ‘lil buddy

For those of you guys that actually make up these lines, were you always witty like that? At some point in my life I was able to throw out lines like these, but I lost it. What did you do to become more witty?

I notice when I'm around other witty people on a consistent basis I start to pick up that trait, but I'd like to just do it on my own.