Her (about life drawing me) “Why, what would you be doing? watering your plants, making coffee? X I hope you wouldn’t be a naughty boy 😡x”

Me “I surely can’t be held accountable if there’s a particularly eyecatching distraction in the room! x”

Her “So what would you be guilty of? x”

What I actually said next was a bit of a ball drop, but what would your response be? Help me learn. Because I suck.