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[–]G_Refined 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I would just say that, exactly like you typed it. Sounds like a pretty smooth line. I would imagine she pulls you into a janitors closet and fucks you right on the spot after telling her she seems like a slut so you want to bang her.
Seriously dude I don't even know where to start if you think there is a proper way to say the sentence you typed. A lot of us THINK the same thing when we see a chick or just meet a chick but we don't say shit like that. The proper way to go about it would be "you seem like a fun person to hang out with, want to hit a happy hour this week?" or something along those lines.
[–]Murfdigidy 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's just gonna rip off her clothes right there and pull you into the janitors closet after a line like that hahaha hahaha!
Seriously though, If you want to say it right you walk up to her one day and after some small conversation you say, you give off that party vibe i totally want to hang out with you this weekend, wanna go to **** (insert any activity) on Friday night?
If she hesitates you say Yea Id be hesitant too because I totally don't think you could hang with me, I'm a way bigger partier.
[–]kalyppo[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Really? Go to happy hour and buy drinks with no guarantees? I respect your opinion though.
[–]G_Refined 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well you don't have to buy her drinks at said happy hour and if you're really concerned about it look up local bars in your area and find out which ones have ladies night and take her to one on those nights. If she's giving off the party girl vibe she's going to want to drink.
[–]2738 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
there is never a guarantee, but if you are reading her right, the odds are high
[–]IWriteForGroupies 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I think you need to find a nice way to go partying with her or meet out of work. Then let things naturally happen. Good luck.
[–]kalyppo[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She travels a lot for work cuz I asked when sometimes I don't bump into her for days. I just want to beat around bush. I want to go straight for the jugular. Also, what's a better way for slutty?
[–]Fluffywinkz 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fun* not Slutty
[–]blitzik 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's uncalibrated, and even if she is a whore you don't want to make her feel like it.
[–]IWriteForGroupies 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You need to rephrase your words to fit the situation. I believe it will be better to say she is outgoing person, who likes to have fun, someone who lives in the moment, a person takes advantage of her youth. You can call a girl a slut in a nice way.
[–]takemeplaces 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess that qualifies as 'showing your intentions, and being honest and upfront' :)
Let us know how it turns out!
[–]msmiitz 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OP has down syndrome
[–]TheXXL 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"No offense but you give off this slutty vibe and you're obviously cute and I just want to fuck the shit out of you".
Reminds me of the movie "a beautiful mind" where Nash was talking to the girl at the bar about how he would like to skip this social shit to get straight to the point of her having sex with him... Well, nice idea, but let's say it this way: Doesn't work in most cases.
[–]t1mman 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With all due respect, did you do something similar once in your life and ended up getting laid? You see, most women need to feel somewhat safe before doing anything. There’s a fine line between being gentleman and being a creep, this goes well beyond this line.
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