Hi! I had an idea, and while talking to a female friend, I came up with this routine:

"You know, there was this friend I had a crush for a couple of years ago. We were hanging out on a bar, and I went for a kiss. It was a really short kiss and shortly after, I looked her at her eyes. She looked puzzled, as she didn't expect it. I then told her: - Best kisses are not given, they are stolen. - What the fuck Ethguardian! (and she slapped me). - Well, it was worth it.

She said "Ooohhhh" and kissed me back! We had a relationship for 5 months"

My female friend thought it was a really good story. Seddit, what do you think about it?