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[–]3sBoards 299 points300 points301 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Going for a cute chick thats a pawn...lol...with a hovering ex and you arent even a white knight....game over
[–]MeleeBroLoL 47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Game over man, game over!
[–]peacefulness 177 points178 points179 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I only go for the queens. So I can’t help ya w this one
[–]ImJustAHeroForFun 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So you chose monarchy...
[–]Spacemage 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You help build a queen.
[–]maxreynolds0409 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Queens are like trophy wives. Theyre great for the opening and middle game but in most good games the Queen doesn’t make it to the end. End games usually depend on the pawns which get promoted.
[–]zuzumbra123 122 points123 points124 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm my ex boyfriend cock blocks me every time I talk to a girl /s
[–][deleted] 50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
r/HolUp
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/bi_irl
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol. On a real note though, unresolved feelings for an ex gf have screwed me over with new girls many times.
[–]Babababababab57 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You're a male who had a boyfriend who cock blocks you of talking to females?
[–]ImJustSo 36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/thatsthejoke yes
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r/woooosh
[–]zuzumbra123 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even with the /s lmao
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Took should be relabeled “orbiter”
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
thats just low status
[–]LoneWolf20thCentury 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just move the horse 3 times and deal with the bf
[–]NutsForChin 62 points63 points64 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
doesn’t matter had sex
[–]ABZOLUTEZER0x_x 56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There's absolutely nothing she can say as long as you can reply with "but I still fucked you"
[–]thankyoumagicman 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
still beat tho
[–]FJackxd 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Damn imma go listen to the song again XD
[–]Zeta_195 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What song is it? Pls tell me the name. Thanks
[–]FJackxd 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just had sex by akon and lonelyisland
[–]ABZOLUTEZER0x_x -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There's a song?
[–]FJackxd 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just had sex - Akon and lonelyisland
[–]frankIIe 18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This is classical "cock block" chess move. Very difficult to overcome without a pawn wingman.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Forget the pawn, what he really needs is another black knight to handle the clingy ex boyfriend.
[–]frankIIe 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
He actually can get rid of clingy ex-bf in 3 moves.
[–]BlackManPurplePenis 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If the other piece doesnt move at all, which is not how it works
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can you explain how that will play out in this scenario.
[–]frankIIe 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No
[–]theconcentrated 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah cuz
[–]fuckduder 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
Chess guy here. This is clearly a metaphor for the psychological game you need to play in order to properly take "the cute chick". As everyone noted, taking "the cute chick" immediately sets you in the light of your ex bf who will smash your face in after you smash her. Of course, by playing back and letting her move away from the ex so that you can have the private space you need to smash without interruption.
Edit: the board is sideways. h8 and a1 should be black squares so it’s most likely a8. If it’s h1 and the pawn is somehow movie away from you, you just chase it
[–]Sepulchritudinous 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Umm, no... unless the rook moves away from the pawn's lane, you're not gonna take that pawn.
You'd have to either sacrifice a piece to get the pawn to move to another lane, force the rook to move by threatening it, or back up the offense with a bishop or something to deter the rook from taking the knight. In other words, a big menacing wingman is the way to go.
[–]fuckduder -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
The whole point of labeling them is that they’re not going to play by normal chess convention. So assuming no other pieces are on the board, Nd7, e5, Nxe5*** (fuck I miswrote and wrote d7) is best. Both you and the other guy are only thinking in the now. You need to anticipate what they’re doing.
[–]Sepulchritudinous 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
None of the multi-move strategies presented are only considering the now lol
It's always a game of prediction. Your "best strategy" presumes that the opponent plays one specific (and suboptimal) way. That isn't good anticipation. And there's nothing preventing the opponent from taking the knight after the Nxd7 if he has any idea what he's doing. Really, the only way black could lose in this particular setup is if he made a huge rookie (pun intended) mistake.
A good strategy requires you to look at the opportunities for both sides, not just your own.
[–]fuckduder 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, but if an ex bf was being supportive enough to play Rd1 first and guide the pawn to being a queen, he wouldn’t be the ex.
Edit:FUCK I MISWROTE
[–]fuckduder -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh wait. I get it now. You think it’s * facing forward. It’s definitely sideways because a8* is a white square
[–]ALitterOfPugs 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Pawn can't move diagonal. So unless rook decides to smash your face instead of watching pawn, knight won't be safe to take pawn.
[–]fuckduder -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That’s why you go to the seventh rank with Nd7, e5, Nxe5, which is what I was saying you mindless troglodyte.
[–]ALitterOfPugs -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That doesn't matter you dumb fuck. You can't get the the pawn without killing the knight and you can't kill the rook with the knight. You fukin idiot, chess isn't that complicated.
[–]fuckduder 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The knight’s on f6 and the board is sideways. Learn to read
[–]Captain_of_Skene 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta love chess memes
[–]alianaoxenfree 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Nothing to add but this made me chuckle. 100% true
[–]Dmpham333[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
legit i just went through this so the meme had to be made
[–]alianaoxenfree 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
That sucks! I’m sorry! I however am the girl, except I would rather someone just knock my ex off the board instead of letting him continue to know I exist lol
[–]Dmpham333[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
yea i wish she would have done that honestly. big sad.
[–]alianaoxenfree 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Well, as everyone says, better to find someone not hung up on exes. Still sad for you! It’ll look up! Good meme content tho in the meantime!
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[–]alianaoxenfree 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ha now I’m in the opposite boat. This guy calls me often, texts me most days, we have plans for a concert a few months from now, we haven’t gone on real dates but we’ve hung out, but then in the end he’s not into me like that and I’m left with ...feelings.... ugh
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[–]alianaoxenfree 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sounds like a plan
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[–]Dmpham333[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well the rook will guard the pawn until she promotes to a queen
[–]p3nguinboy 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah that sums it up pretty well I guess
Edit: replace ex bf with anything else like past trauma or bad experiences in the past or "I'm dealing with something rn maybe later" or "i OnLy LiKe YoU aS a FrIeNd"
[–]kkstoimenov 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I only like you as a friend means that you aren't attractive to her... not the same as the other things you've listed
[–]p3nguinboy 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes I'm aware of that but the end result is the same: the whole thing doesn't work out anyway
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'd be more worried about the fact that you use chess memes to describe your dating life than the fact that the cute chick has an ex.
[–]durry_durry 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
what are you saying? only real men play chess
[+][deleted] -8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm teasing because a girl having an ex is not a problem. Chess memes are fine, if you're going for a nerdy girl.
[–]vvvrath12 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fam wtf u on about?
[–]RaffNFreddy 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those damn Rooks
[–][deleted] 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, but enlighten us. Knight’s on f6
[–]ken6217 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chickmate
[–]AlphoQup 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
First time seeing a chess meme. THIS IS GREAT!!
[–]Dmpham333[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
after coping with my ex dumping me for her ex... this is the byproduct. glad you like it
[–]murunbuchstansangur 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The bishop is penis shaped
[–]kacey- 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Uhh, get that checked by a doctor
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do you know of any good chess piece specialists in the area?
[–]kacey- -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, my man Murun has gotta get his penis checked by a doctor if he thinks the Bishop looks like a penis.
[–]Sepulchritudinous 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's not even a bishop in the picture...
[–]Brise93 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her boyfriend fucked you?
[–]Heterodynist 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great description!!
[–]one-lasallian-studen 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That solely depends on whose move is next mate
[–]packetmon 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
True. If whites next move, can advance pawn one step; black moves knight to block; rook advances to defend pawn, pawn can eventually promote to Queen and DOMINATE ALL. MWAHAHA!
Source: not a great chess player.
[–]Sepulchritudinous 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that is exactly why pawn chicks keep orbiter exes around. A free ride to the upgrade.
[–]bailey_wsf 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
game over man
[–]Raigeki27 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This happened to me more than I can count. Bang her, leaver her.
[–]Thirdlight 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You forgot to put that the cute chick still has feelings for the ex.
[–]aquadirect 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I get it. It's because you're black.
[–]navpre 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gon get that L anyway
[–]iamafraazhussain 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Move to the square OPPO to he so that she gets to you
[–]Red_the_Grey 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go for the Ex bf first lol
[–]Superplant79 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Just went through this today :(
[–]Dmpham333[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
i went through this the day before i made this meme :'( absolutely crushed my confidence but life goes on.
[–]Superplant79 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
This girl was doing nothing but flirting with me and trying to find ways to talk to me all the time and then I get hit with this, I just gotta find someone else and it’ll be fine.
[–]Dmpham333[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
sammmeeee bruhh. are we the same person??
[–]Superplant79 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Are you 20 and lonely 😂
[–]Dmpham333[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
21 and lonely
[–]Superplant79 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Idk your situation but I’m trying to get my first kiss lmao, I’m really confident now and I’m fit as hell now too....I honestly thought this girl and I were 100% getting together and so did all her and my friends
[–]Dmpham333[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
bro i spent 160 dollars on this chick and i couldnt even hold her hand =/ ive already made out with a girl before at a dorm party. it's better when you're drunk
[–]Superplant79 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I’m lucky enough to not have spent any money on this girl, and you are right I got drunk for the first time in awhile on my birthday at a friends house, no action but a girl kept telling me to feel her legs and stuff the most I’ve gotten
[–]Dmpham333[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
you’ll get there tiger. i’m still a virgin so you’re not alone
[–]IAAPITB 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's an ex for a reason go for it.
[–]Insaneflirt_max -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pls pls pls pls don't allow normie memes on this sub
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