The "Are you Gay?" question.

funnyfaceguy · 2015-11-04T04:51:44+00:00

My favorite is the response Neil Patrick Harris gives in Harold and Kumar, "Yeah I'm gay, gay for that pussy."

spocchio · 2015-11-04T11:48:08+00:00

"Yes I am, can I touch your boobs now?"

Linistmrx · 2015-11-04T10:43:50+00:00

Agree and amplify. "Gay AF." While smiling and maintaining eye contact.

Also: It's just a shitty shit-test to see if you're ok with yourself.

jimmyjoejimbob · 2015-11-04T18:24:03+00:00

"No, but the guy who sucks my dick is a real fucking homo."

beat_yourself_off · 2015-11-04T14:05:05+00:00

It's funny. I've never had a girl ask me if I'm gay, but I've told girls I'm gay. I do it with a dead serious look after I've got them hooked and into me. I then will literally let it sit for a good twenty to thirty minutes. I usually let them know we would totally fuck if I was straight and go on and on about the sex we would have. I let it sit for a bit and then start laughing and ask them if they seriously thought I was gay.

secretmonkeyassassin · 2015-11-04T11:56:08+00:00

The Book of Pook has a chapter about this very topic

opelmanz · 2015-11-04T14:05:52+00:00

I always want to say "Why don't you put your hand on my crotch and we'll let him decide" ;) But that is a little inapprops

Condie · 2015-11-04T12:26:07+00:00

I like to say that Im only 10% gay

DaygameCoach · 2015-11-04T13:41:51+00:00

Eh...so you are telling women your sexuality depends on them...which seems try hard and reactive and like you are letting them lead. I can see how with the right delivery that could work (it does for you), but there are a lot of newbies here and I don't think its the right answer for them.

BTW, sometimes it may be a shit test.

So, what you want to do is read Art of Seduction, the seduction type called "Dandy." It can help you use this to your advantage.

bommytalaj · 2015-11-05T17:05:37+00:00

I'm a guy that likes to dress flashy and I'm flamboyant, and many people think I'm gay, but I'm not. I dress in tight pants and I call everyone "girl" instead of "dude" or whatever, and it's just in my personality. When people ask me "are you gay?" I respond with "girl no, I just dress better than you."

authenticsociallife · 2015-11-04T18:42:55+00:00

The last time I got asked this, it was by this really bitchy girl who's friend I was getting along with really good. The bitchy girl comes up, the friend introduces us, and the first thing she asks me is; "Are you gay?"

I told her; "Touch it." Her: "What?" Me: "My dick. See if it moves."

She then apologized and was following me everywhere around the bar, offered to buy me a drink, she was in love with me.

I like the Neil Patrick Harris line and the "do you fuck gay dudes?"

Northofeden · 2015-11-04T05:51:41+00:00

If over text, I've responded "why don't you come here/meet me and find out ;)" which could work well, depending on context.

Title	The "Are you Gay?" question.
Author	tramplemestilsken
Upvotes	25
Comments	14
Date	November 4, 2015 4:36 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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