I already over texted on tinder and asked her out too fast but lets try and think of something to make this dry ass tinder messaging back and forth more fun. I just cant think of anything fun to say this chick is boring me. Shes 25 (im 20 years older) her first photo on tinder is slutty af its a bikini photo so maybe I should have made it more flirty in text but I was trying to date her. County girl, her bio says she'd find the animal at any function so her whole personality is based off of how she loves animals blah blah blah...I sent her a photo comment to match. She had some story about how she tricked her family into thinking she was allergic to carrots on her bio page 🥕 so I commented on that comment and said "i tricked my family into thinking I was good at track and field but I cheated"

When we matched she said

Day 1

Her: i dont like cheaters 😂

Him:You think if you were mine id cheat? Do you think im stupid soemthing?

Him:I didnt exactly cheat but its a funny story if you ever want to hear it...

Him:Stupid *or* something...fuck, maybe I am

Her:lol damn I already have you tripping on your words. That’s cute

Him:I was actually literally tripping while texting.

Him:I ate a bunch of lsd this morning

Him:jk

Her:Oh my 😂

Him:So anyways, in your bio it says seeking long term. Does that mean marriage and kids or a boyfriend? Trying to figure out how country you are 👢

(Shes obviously country af)

Her:Eventually ya

Her:I’m definitely a slow burner tho

Him:Low heat builds character i heard

Him:Are you going to bring the rooster on our first date?

(Photo of her carrying a rooster)

Her:Mmm sadly he’s not mine. But I’ll try to find one where ever you take me

Him:Itll probably be a harley ride to Italian food....been wanting to do a fun date like that

Her:I’ve never been on a bike before

Day 2

Him:Oh so youll have fun

Him:I drive like a grandma...when I have a rider

Her:Mmm maybe. Gotta trust you first

Him:Maybe we should meet at the zoo first...

Him:See who the animals like better

🐘 🐅 🐻 🐒 🦁 🐼 🦒

(No response)

Day 4

Him:Do you work with animals?

(Has scrubs on in a photo)

Her:No I work with old people. I wish I worked with animals

(2 hours later.....)

Him:Well lets make it a goal

Him:I grew up on an animal rescue

Him:I also just landed in oregon

Him:Ill be back in a few days...

Him:What are you doing this weekend

(Hopefully she says nothing cause she boring and I was going to say we should link when I back this Saturday and then ask for her number to call and go in for the kill)

Lets go boys ....where ya at? Whos got my back?