After meeting a charming girl on new year's, I took a look around my room the next morning and asked "is this a place where she would want to fuck? Not only 'no', but hell no."

It was time for a change. As I sort through my wardrobe, remove old decorations, and reorganize the furniture, I realize that living space metamorphosis is possibly one of the biggest parts of the seduction arts. Your living space is a reflection of your inner game, much like your closet serves as a metaphor for your secrets...

Which brings me to my first point. When you reorganize your room, start with your closet. As the above metaphor suggests, there is a psychological link between the contents of your closet and your psyche. Get all of the clothes off the floor. Make sure everything is nice, neat, and orderly. Get rid of all the clothes you don't wear anymore and donate to charity. You should also have some dress clothes ready to go, already dry-cleaned, pressed, and starched (if you prefer), for special occasions. With this complete, you will already feel like a million bucks.

Personally, nothing feels better than new clothes. Here is a SURE FIRE way to look good if you have little or no fashion sense. Walk into AE, Express, Old Navy (or what have you) and open the cutest associate. Of course she is going to help you out because it's her job. But your mission is to make her job fun. Who knows, you might get a #close out of it. Reject the first few recommendations unless it really looks good. Then take her advice and run with it, but watch price. Get a couple of new outfits.

Next, rearrange your furniture. Research some feng shui online. You don't have to believe in the spiritual aspect, just find some inspiration on how you want to reorganize everything. Put your best foot forward, more like your most dominant piece of furniture across from the door. Make it something you want to show off, the first thing a girl will see when she walks in.

Now, pick a color scheme. Spend some money on new bedding (in that color) and decoration for your room. Decorate your room in a fashion that that conveys your personality. Stick to the color scheme. If you get posters, you get bonus points if the colors match your scheme.

Lighting and smell is important. The lamps with the bendable fixtures are great. You can put light anywhere, and you can even put a filter over them to create different colors. Scentsy pots are great for adding extra lighting and making your room smell good, and they won't burn your house down. As dumb as it sounds, pick a smell that goes with your color scheme. If you dare, try some rope lights that match your color scheme. Also, you can invest in a neon blue clock to add a sexy blue tint.

Finally, sound is important. What do women think about that guy that walks out of his room accompanied by the faint humming of music? That guy is always living life, and his room is the place to be. You need mood music, or music in general for when you're just chilling. Buy an iHome, or any other clock that hooks into your phone or mp3 player. Then load your mp3 player up with tunes. Any mellow dance/house techno will do and so will Dave Matthews. Or if you have an iPhone, download iHeartRadio. Hours of endless music with no commercial interruption. Then when she leaves and nobody is in the house, you can bang your head to as much metal as you want.

After you have done all that, you will have a wardrobe and a living space suited for a mPUA. You'll feel damn proud to ask ladies back to your pad when you go in for the F-close.