Guys, I'm going to tell it to you straight. What every woman wants is a guy who is on a bunch of drugs and pharma medication, out of shape, rarely goes to the gym, complains incessantly about everything, and then tells you how to live your life and be healthy, when you're a woman in the top 1% of fitness, and is not on any medication, eats healthily, hangs around elite athletes and has a degree in biochemistry and nutrition.

Take it from me, it's a total turn on to be lectured by a Millennial manchild.