What golden responses do you know?

juwat587 · 2012-01-25T03:03:25+00:00

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DrLio · 2012-01-25T09:26:53+00:00

HB: Where are your friends?

ME: They are hiding from you... you have rejected every single one of them and I have come here to avenge them!

Just_Another_PUA · 2012-01-25T05:55:03+00:00

Her: "You have a big nose."

Me: "You know what a big nose means right?" (pause and look down at your crotch for a second, when she gets a little uncomfortable you break the silence with...)

Me: "It means big hands, wtf were you thinking about?"

Her: lolz

YellowBlackbird- · 2012-01-25T14:44:59+00:00

First I'll ask her what her three best qualities are. She'll usually kinda roll her eyes, as she's probably been asked that millions of times, before going on to list her best qualities. Then I respond with, "Shit! those are the three qualities I hate the most in women! I'm sorry but I really don't think this relationship is gonna work out."

ClimbTREES · 2012-01-25T21:16:10+00:00

A good response to the OP's beautiful eyes- "Thanks I grew them myself"

SeekingAlpha · 2012-01-25T03:57:53+00:00

Me! Haven't tried it out yet.

My friend's mom told me I had nice feet. That was a first.

Xstream2 · 2012-01-25T19:29:55+00:00

My universal line is "you jealous?" (works best for stupid shit that nobody would be jealous of)

badabing1234 · 2012-01-25T07:28:18+00:00

i hate your hairstyle

Seduceher · 2012-01-25T15:17:55+00:00

Her: Hi, who are you?

ME: Sorry, I don't talk to strangers, especially ugly ones, now please leave!

Samarost · 2012-01-26T07:37:11+00:00

Not exactly a golden response but I like to use this one from time to time for fun :D

HB: "Sorry I have a boyfriend" You: "You do? No way! I have a goldfish!" HB: (confused) "What?" You: "oh...sorry...I thought we were talking about things thats don't matter"

Title	What golden responses do you know?
Author	juwat587
Upvotes	16
Comments	34
Date	January 25, 2012 2:17 AM UTC (14 years ago)
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