What is a good response for this shit test? (if it even is a shit test)

realmanhands · 2013-03-22T03:50:52+00:00

A total IOI. A great response would have been "you must watch a lot of porn".

UnapologeticalyAlive · 2013-03-21T21:02:05+00:00

That's not a shit-test, it's an opener. I've used it multiple times with a 100% success rate. Just go along with it.

Charizard_gets_tail · 2013-03-21T20:39:20+00:00

Idea 1:

You - "Maybe you've seen me on tv"

Her - "Oh are you a reporter/actor?"

You - "No I'm a serial killer" / "No I'm the newest member of the Jersey Shore"

Idea 2: "Hi I'm Dean, the man of your dreams."

Idea 3: "So do you... did we go to modelling school together?"

ThrowawayPUA · 2013-03-22T02:17:27+00:00

That's not a shit test. She opened you in a vague way. That was an IOI. When an attractive woman opens you, that is generally a signal that she is interested, and she is going more than halfway to get things moving. If you engage in a conversation, she's already prepared to do more than half the work keeping it going.

A good response is just a pleasantry, an excuse to keep the conversation going like, "I don't think we've met. I'm sure I would remember you." Then introduce yourself.

aint_nothin_wrong · 2013-03-22T01:34:54+00:00

"You may recognize me from a prominent TV show." "Oh, which one!?" "To catch a predator."

RedSeddit · 2013-03-22T02:56:22+00:00

It is an opener. Just say,"yeah I get that a lot. Introduce yourself with an outstretched hand and ask her for her name.

Damn_Tourists · 2013-03-21T23:23:59+00:00

"Allow me to introduce a playful insult by sarcastically implying you two ladies are unattractive and/or whores unworthy of my attention unless you agree to meet me at a specified time and location where I can perform my deliberately planned set of actions in hopes of luring you into my bedroom for an evening of sex."

fragglemook · 2013-03-22T07:43:27+00:00

"Well I'm a guardian angel, you must be on my list somewhere...give me your best smile and I'll bump you near the top!"

Vagabond152 · 2013-03-22T20:05:46+00:00

I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such shows as...!

GreyWolf107 · 2013-03-22T02:19:30+00:00

"You've probably seen me from your dreams"

2013-03-21T18:14:41+00:00

Read the sidebar.

cypress_fruit · 2013-03-22T04:00:42+00:00

Probably
In your dreams probably.
Cool. What's my name? :P
Finally the amnesia is wearing off. I am your future ex-bf :P
I like where this is going. The fifth floor lol
Turns out, we were seperated at birth and now you are here for the incest porn we are going to shoot later.
Possibly. Were you that girl I was making out with last week at "insert club name here"? I told her I would find her after I went piss but had to go help a friend out and totaly forgot to get her number.
Are you that girl that replied to my snake ad on craigslist?

Title	What is a good response for this shit test? (if it even is a shit test)
Author	dean1307
Upvotes	15
Comments	21
Date	March 21, 2013 6:01 PM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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