Pickmeisha wasting her time with small dicked dude with ED

glazedhamster · 2020-02-04T00:47:10+00:00

Just went through an oddly similar situation. Romantic getaway and a lot of disappointment. He got dumped as soon as I got home. No thanks. He said he doesn't watch porn but I know a pornsick dick when I see one.

We could save ourselves a lot of time and trouble if someone came up with a Yelp for dicks. One star, gave me food poisoning.

ScrappleSandwiches · 2020-02-04T00:36:58+00:00

It happens sometimes, but if he didn’t immediately go down on her and get her off, next.

SarcasmSlide · 2020-02-04T02:13:22+00:00

In with all the “eRMaGeRd hE’s JuST neRvoUS yoU shOulD bE fLaTTeREd.”

Yeah, he’s nervous because it involves a real life woman this time instead of three-times-a-day to iPhone porn.

GingerJerk · 2020-02-04T00:36:24+00:00

Dudes on my national forum would be like "he was neeeervous, he likeees you too much" like sure Vlad, that buys you some time to order camagra

thicckitties1 · 2020-02-04T00:21:32+00:00

LOL why is she trying to justify it? Sis, your man can’t get it up because he beats it raw multiple times every single day.

B_Project · 2020-02-04T18:57:09+00:00

Pickmeisha alert in the comments: “Just make sure you tell him how good the sex is during and after”

LOL WHAT??

Title	Pickmeisha wasting her time with small dicked dude with ED
Author	TanyaTerrific
Upvotes	16
Comments	12
Date	February 4, 2020 12:08 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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