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[–]GlaceMarillFDS Disciple150 points151 points152 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Jesus, those skinny arms are really strong.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple99 points100 points101 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
imagine weighing 3 oz lol
[–]IwantyoualltoBEDAVEFDS Newbie78 points79 points80 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I like my men with skinny arms and gigantic tongues
[–]SslimReaperrFDS Newbie65 points66 points67 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
aww so cute 🥺
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[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
reptilian goals XD
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[–]JesusisKingisLordFDS STRATEGY COACH41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Spit out my drink lmbo
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple63 points64 points65 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah its funny because reptiles have r-selection reproductive strategy, yet still manage to care more about their mates and offspring than human males lmao
[–]BovvsetteFDS Disciple63 points64 points65 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so wholesome, love it!
[–]classisjFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When u r single and the lizard is better relationship than u do😄
[–]randomgirlimokFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They’re mating and stuck together
[–]fructose-corn-syrupFDS Newbie[S] 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha greatttt
[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
TRP/MGTOW be like:
‘oMg lOoK aT tHiS LiZaRd CUCK!!!
ShE’s DiVoRcE rApiNG hIm iN hER SLEEP bRO!!’
[–]steingrrrlFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Darling, couldn't you take a nap on that rock over there?"
"But the heat lamp is on the roof, and I want to cuddle"
"As you wish, my love"
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
love the animal kingdom. to me its proof that men are not supposed to be the way they are and that something has gone wrong with the human race specifically. maybe we can fix it lol
[–]GingyTheCattFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That lizard is more manly than most men.
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That's hot.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somehow I don’t think they’re taking a nap...... 😏😂
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hey, since we’re talking about high-value men, everyone look at Russell Wilson.
[–]mdmayy_bbFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What do you mean? I don't know anything about him other than he's a famous football player. Do you mean he's an HVM? Why?
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mainly because he treat s Ciara like a Queen and steeped up to claim her son as his own because his real dad is a dead beat
[–]Pinecone7104 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol Future is like the patron saint of low value men. Shame cause his music is good. I used to love his music OD when I was like 21 a few years ago but now at 25 I can’t even listen to it anymore because he’s a huge asshole and wannabe fuckboys look to him as their God
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