“There’s no one else like me!”

AyemHerself · 2020-04-17T19:44:59+00:00

"You'll never find a man like me!"

Um, isn't that the point?

persephones_torch · 2020-04-17T19:02:33+00:00

Tbh it's so easy to replace someone so low effort but thinks their shit is all that.

I don't give af if you have a white collar job, dude. You're a boring misogynistic douche who can't even find my clit. There's a reason we need to take the likes of you out of the gene pool.

mandoa_sky · 2020-04-18T02:15:30+00:00

to quote queen B

"i'll find another you in a minute"

sadly this is both depressing and hilarious - way too many LVMs out there

Skweezybutt · 2020-04-17T21:48:44+00:00

I have a lot to offer and am decent looking. Honestly, if I wanted to, I could find hundreds of men willing to get into a LTR with me. At any given moment. As could any decent looking woman with a decent personality lol. Any guy with a working brain should know this. But then you come across these ^{^{^}} types of men. Oh, honey. Hahahaha

shade_of_ara · 2020-04-18T03:44:14+00:00

I stopped using Tinder when it started giving me notifications that I had over 10,000 likes. As if I want to sift through that with the %age of LVM out there.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-04-18T05:47:03+00:00

Dick is low value, fella. A vibrator could do a better job.

sadcello · 2020-04-18T02:56:28+00:00

Notallmen will rape you but Yesallmen will not love you like me. The finest male logic, ladies.

WasabiPeasPlease · 2020-04-17T19:23:38+00:00

Ha! This is great! <3

Title	“There’s no one else like me!”
Author	_ROBERTO_IS_CRAZY
Upvotes	380
Comments	14
Date	April 17, 2020 6:55 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/g383oe/theres_no_one_else_like_me/
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