Yesterday i was out with a couple of friends and we went to this pastry place to get one.

I get out of the place with this delicious pastry and i try sit on one of the tables outside.

Two girls in their mid twenties (they were pretty hot) stopped me because some pigeons where shitting in that spot, in fact, one girl got shit in her hair and the other one was cleaning it.

Laughing ensued and we engaged in a little conversation.

At some point, i just said "well, see ya!" And went on eating my delicious pastry.

My friends lashed at me "yo man why you stopped hitting on them!" "Duuude those were hot why you went away!"

I couldn't honestly feel else than "huh? I just wanted my pastry"

For a brief moment, i thought about all that could have been: getting numbers, obnoxious chatting, hanging out for beers, some sex, headaches and heartbreak.

Then, i washed it all out. I ate a delicious pastry instead and couldn't feel better than that.