To the coders out here.

milordi · 2019-06-27T19:43:29+00:00

C++
Tells you exactly what problem is at which line

Doubt (X)

jeabben · 2019-06-27T17:19:10+00:00

select count(*)

from girlfriend

where honest = true;

count(*)

------------

0

stent00 · 2019-06-27T18:04:12+00:00

I so wanna share this on my FB... But I know it will orchestrate female hate ...

FunkyCannaHigh · 2019-06-27T18:54:13+00:00

apt > yum

All the servers at my current company are RHEL 😭😭

At my old job we ran mostly (90%+) Debian based installations.

reinaldo866 · 2019-06-27T19:22:52+00:00

"Needs a few seconds to run"

WHAT? Do you know how long C++ takes to compile large projects?

mgtow_daddy · 2019-06-27T17:29:03+00:00

clang > gcc

ShiftyShapeshifter · 2019-06-27T18:21:42+00:00

Seconds to run?

My Sitecore environment with server-side rendered React components, on my company issued 4GB Ram laptop, would like to disagree.

Hell, even Beyonce probably gets ready faster than this.

not-them · 2019-06-27T19:29:30+00:00

the is true to every programming language

and also true to every girl out there

RedMeatTrinket · 2019-06-27T17:38:20+00:00

What would Grace Hopper think?

jeabben · 2019-06-27T20:09:11+00:00

Isn't g++ installed by default on most distros?

Deja_Siku · 2019-06-28T01:56:19+00:00

sudo agree

ACertainKindOfFool · 2019-06-28T05:18:51+00:00

Needs a few seconds to run

Ha Haha What small ass project you working on?

801735 · 2019-06-27T22:15:47+00:00

apt is my secret lover.

mackshacku · 2019-06-28T00:46:49+00:00

Needs a few seconds to run

must be a small project.

Idiot_Savant_Tinker · 2019-06-28T01:14:58+00:00

I should make one of these for MY computer based job. Hmmm....

lazercrazy3 · 2019-06-28T04:19:23+00:00

I just use code blocks but still.

Rotarymeister · 2019-06-28T06:27:41+00:00

Nuh uh, both beat around the bush when it comes to problems

ParalyticPoison · 2019-06-28T06:47:41+00:00

You know what's also great about compilers, they actually do exactly what you tell them to.

shatterthecrystal63 · 2019-06-28T09:22:53+00:00

Girlfriend: fishy smell between legs.

Compiler: no smell at all.

Win.

[deleted] · 2019-06-28T15:49:40+00:00

Breakpoints are set by the debugger and not the compiler :)

Title	To the coders out here.
Author	TheTastelessBatman
Upvotes	620
Comments	45
Date	June 27, 2019 5:09 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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