Two recent comments have got me wanting to post again.

First comment was regarding a girl named Jaime by /u/ThePedanticF0x. Basically, /u/ThePedanticF0x was a beta bucks and had severe oneitis for said slut Jaime. He put her on the pedestal and she treated him like a mule. This treatment went on for years. She even threatened him with “If you don't like it, then leave,” and like the poor little lost puppy, he came whimpering back. Every. Time. When he finally had enough, he left her. This led to an onslaught of texts, phone calls and eventually attempted suicide. The power in the relationship swung so hard that she wanted to assume room temperature because of OP's idgaf attitude. Amazing.

Second comment (or comments) were from a young lad named /u/rp_valiant. He told TRP that he's only staying in his marriage because she is dependent on him. Also told us that he has feels because “she suffers from many illness's.” Then you hear the truth right from the horses mouth. Apparently he's been thinking about divorce. He begins telling TRP users that his wife is a lazy slob. He slaves away at his job to provide for her, while she lays around the house eating cheetos and drinking coolaid. She even goes out late at night drinking with the gals (probably on his dime). The house is messy and she's getting fatter by the day. They have no kids and she can't take half (or so he says).

OK now let's compare:

  • Both were/are pussy whipped. Simple as that.

  • Both were/are at a point of no return. Their lives have become shitty because of a(singlular) pussy. I'll bet /u/rp_valiant dreams all day of tapping some strange and dumping his behemoth of a wife.

  • Both want(ed) out for a long time but their raisin testicles were/are preventing them from doing so.

OK now let's observe the (potential)consequences of their actions:

  • /u/ThePedanticF0x dumps the sorry bitch and she goes nuts. Attempts suicide. Everyone thinks it's his fault and he's the bad guy.

  • /u/rp_valiant dumps the fat cunt and she goes nuts. Attempts suicide. Everyone thinks it's his fault and he's the bad guy.

Now let's observe the positive effects of their actions:

  • OP's are no longer pussy whipped. They get over the pain and live hapilly ever after, fucking bitches and drinking scotch with the boys.

  • Both have realized that their lives would've only gotten worse if they didn't nuke the relationship. Both try really hard to turn around and repair what they have left.

  • Their raisin testicles pump up to original size when they realize that there's a sea of women waiting for their dicks to penetrate them.

And lastly, some negatives:

  • OP gets sad and commits seppuku.

 

 

You're a yard away from making history. You're trailing behind 4 points but you're so close to winning you can taste it (in fact you have an 88% chance of winning the Super Bowl). And then all of a sudden, you throw the ball to the wrong African. Your heart rips in half and you feel like you just died. It's all your fault, you dumb cunt. How the fuck do you fuck that up. You should have just passed it to the open nigga on the left. Your gf dumps you, your mom thinks you're worthless and you're testes shrink to raisins. You think about seppuku.

But wait, you realize something. You're not a woman. You look down and see a dick. You have the power to get over things. You begin to train for next year. You're gunna make it bruh. Fuck what others think. You're a fucking champ. You made it this far, you can do it again. Amazing.

That's right. Since the beginning of time. Men have learned to cope with hardship. Only a woman (like Jacqueline Kennedy) wouldn't know how to cope with her loss.

Men have seen their brothers get killed in war, missed the game winning penalty kick in over time and have lost limbs in mines. You're telling me that you're too much of a fucking pussy to dump a bitch that's ruining your life?

Sometimes you guy's make me sick.

Fuck 10 new girls. Go to into monk mode. Do whatever the fuck you want, IDGAF. Just stop licking the morbid ham flower and start living your life.

EDIT:

Poor title. Meant to be "do yourself a favor and leave"