I had a date last night. Well, more like I was supposed to, but the cunt flaked. No big deal, cunts flake. Happens all the time. So I went out anyways, determined to have a good time regardless of who I was with.

Well who's at every bar I went to but that fucking flakey cunt. She didn't even try to hide it. She grinded up on a ghetto ass dude right in front of me, after insisting that she was far too busy to go out at all. Cunts, man. They're shameless, and there's really no limit to their fucking bullshit!