Why are there no single girls any more? When I was in school there were single girls, but I had my own problems at that time that forced me to be alone. Now that I am getting better and want to ask out girls, it seems like every girl and her dog's godmother is in a relationship. I even know this girl who broke up with her boyfriend but before I even had a chance to find out she was talking about her new boyfriend. It happened in like one weekend. And all her friends, and all the friends of every other girl, is already in a relationship. What the fuck do these bitches do, have a list of men and call the next on the list 17 seconds after a break up? The girls who are single are hyper picky cunts who are probably fucking chads secretly while hoping that one of them decides to park his white horse beside her permanently instead of taking off like the others, at which point she will go public with him. I noticed even the rare girls who are virgins into their late teens are even harder than slutty girls, because they are picky as fuck. They are not virgins because they are modest; they are virgins because they are hyper-picky chad hunters.
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