"I'm Fucked Up, Why Wont Anyone Commit?!!?"

noobie107 · 2019-09-25T14:28:26+00:00

the only honest profile on tinder (or whatever that app is)?

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-09-25T14:41:23+00:00

Hog ring in the nose-- check

Eye protection for the facial-- check

Fuck me red slut wear-- check

Nipples sagging down to her navel-- check

Bakery manager so good at being kneedy--check

Looks like she is ready for typical Friday Night THOTery.

leredditbugman · 2019-09-25T15:04:49+00:00

She’s trying to disarm people with self deprecating humor, honestly it’s not the worst thing, it’s a lot different than the dozens of ‘i have 5 kids and am currently pregnant, are you man enough to fund my lifestyle’ posts we see every day.

Vishapstein · 2019-09-25T14:38:40+00:00

At 33 her tits are already sagging pretty badly. Gravity has not been so kind to this woman

MillionDollarBonus-- · 2019-09-25T14:31:55+00:00

Terrible salesmanship. Honest though.

volker_racho · 2019-09-25T14:44:33+00:00

It might not be a good idea to play "hard to get" if you're "hard to want"

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2019-09-25T14:48:11+00:00

Please explain to me why women all want to be "crazy".

[deleted] · 2019-09-25T14:22:42+00:00

She enjoys being pumped and dumped by Chad.

Xxtourlife · 2019-09-25T14:55:51+00:00

Is this what white guys have to deal with in 2019?

It's a sad,sad situation

illougiankides · 2019-09-25T14:50:07+00:00

I appreciate her honesty.

rebelauthor · 2019-09-25T15:18:41+00:00

Im really feeeling the unique placement of the tattoo! Right there on chest near the collarbone. Never ever seen a girl on Tinder get a tat there before. It screams 'unique!'

ugluk1 · 2019-09-25T14:30:15+00:00

She tatted herself for someone. Spent too long on the CC.

Imperial_Plastics · 2019-09-25T14:41:38+00:00

Stop eating the product, dear

Nerdialismo · 2019-09-25T14:56:54+00:00

This looks like a joke, holy shit.

Westernhagen · 2019-09-25T15:03:26+00:00

This is someone else posting her photo and adding their own (hilarious) text.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-09-25T15:53:28+00:00

I just posted about this new profile template the other day.

The typical "Single mom, my babies are my world, no time for games, not looking for hookups, no losers or creeps..." we are starting to see their final form:

"I am an obese crack addicted psychopath with AIDS and six kids from different fathers - each a different race, was feeling horny, IDK, may change sexuality later, I hate you already, I want to ruin your life in exchange for possible sex - not really, fuck you, I am worthless HIT ME UP"

Read her profile again, and match it to what I just wrote. It is not that much of an exaggeration.

Good mother of goodness. Shit is going downhill way faster than I expected.

MarkBoabaca · 2019-09-25T15:19:28+00:00

Now THIS is truth in advertising.

It's a shame that more people don't follow this method.

nikkiiiiiiiiiiii · 2019-09-25T15:20:28+00:00

She seems like a sweet and stable girl. I can’t imagine why she is having a hard time dating....

Milk_moustache · 2019-09-25T15:28:18+00:00

Wow that person has suffered.

patstoddard · 2019-09-25T15:39:43+00:00

Looks like an easy pump and dump

FirmFirefighter · 2019-09-25T16:02:56+00:00

Honestly she is roasting herself and is pretty honest about her 2/10 self assessment. Fair play to her I wouldn't touch it but I respect the honesty it's refreshing. So many 2/10s thinking they are hot because they can fuck thirsty dudes

Imperial_Plastics · 2019-09-25T15:05:45+00:00

Truth in advertising...

p3ngwin · 2019-09-25T15:55:51+00:00

All that self-deprecating bile, and still she ends with the man-shaming, blaming men for "not being ready for a relationship" just because they decline her.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-25T17:45:19+00:00

Another tatted up slut.....

Savixe · 2019-09-25T17:58:13+00:00

Her tits are final proof that gravity takes its time, but NEVER LOSES.

joltek · 2019-09-25T14:40:33+00:00

Gents: Run....Run fast and run far!

CantBanFacts · 2019-09-25T15:44:40+00:00

Ew...this purulent sagging nasty boner-murderer couldn't raise my shorts with a crane.

FirmFirefighter · 2019-09-25T16:58:39+00:00

look at those shlongy tits

kaolin224 · 2019-09-25T18:27:05+00:00

Honestly, this profile describes most of the girls online.

They just omit the facts and let you find out on your own once the honeymoon period is over.

White_Mlungu_Capital · 2019-09-25T18:54:09+00:00

She can find someone to commit, she just has to date her own species.

LicieBelle · 2019-09-25T19:28:46+00:00

That is really not an ideal photo. What do these emoji at the beginning mean...?

kyledontcare · 2019-09-26T00:33:37+00:00

Talk about hitting the wall.

FerociousAIDS · 2019-09-26T02:21:43+00:00

Saggy tits.

skyhigh527 · 2019-09-26T05:50:36+00:00

Those titties are full on “flapjack hanging from a nail”

Roninizer · 2019-09-25T14:42:08+00:00

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Incelvester · 2019-09-25T15:42:59+00:00

I think she's joking in most of it, like it's supposed to be ironic but who knows

bureaulard · 2019-09-25T15:51:35+00:00

It's a parakeet kin

unrealmiranda · 2019-09-25T15:51:43+00:00

Is this a joke???

LeeeeeroyPhishkins · 2019-09-25T16:22:05+00:00

What a catch

toughenup2016 · 2019-09-25T17:05:35+00:00

Incels with bend over backward for this goddess!!!

Sensei_Hensei · 2019-09-25T17:45:06+00:00

She did all the leg work for you to pump and dump her.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-09-25T19:09:00+00:00

All of women's profiles should be run through the Star Trek honesty translator.

th0ughtcr1me1984 · 2019-09-25T19:09:15+00:00

I read "bandaids over buttholes"

TheLiquidMonkey · 2019-09-25T19:19:52+00:00

Seems like a catch.

ttchamps0203 · 2019-09-25T19:37:54+00:00

*You’re

DinDoNuffin182 · 2019-09-25T21:10:55+00:00

Poster is her younger brother trying to help her move out of his house.

jacketguy · 2019-09-25T21:38:48+00:00

this chick is broken smh

divorcedbp · 2019-09-25T21:47:40+00:00

I’m surprised that she was able to get her tits off her knees to write this.

AliBarakat · 2019-09-25T23:11:23+00:00

I bet she still gets like 5 simps hitting her up every few hours.

Castlehill650 · 2019-09-26T01:06:30+00:00

Hey, I give her props for being honest

Just4yourpost · 2019-09-26T09:30:59+00:00

Pssst, they're ready for a relationship, just not with you...

bushwicksick · 2019-09-26T13:48:29+00:00

Resting bitch face, flat breast and brings nothing of value to the world.

Red19120 · 2019-09-27T13:02:35+00:00

Is this joke?!? does she gets guys to respond with that bio. then again who reads the bio anyways

rebelauthor · 2019-09-27T23:37:12+00:00

When the pigs try ta get at you..park it like it's hot. Park it like it's hot.

Black_Jackel · 2020-01-12T18:47:59+00:00

Damn thkse tits are saggy as

MisterMedeez · 2019-09-25T16:03:03+00:00

D R O O P Y

Title	"I'm Fucked Up, Why Wont Anyone Commit?!!?"
Author	9warbane
Upvotes	465
Comments	151
Date	September 25, 2019 12:23 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/d92isr/im_fucked_up_why_wont_anyone_commit/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/im-fucked-up-why-wont-anyone-commit.344030 https://theredarchive.com/post/344030

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