I figured I'd get a fun and educational thing going: the Shit Test Of The Day. The goal is to post a shit test every day and see what response you Seditters have to it. Most have been said to myself, others I've been told about. If you field tested your response, say so.

What is a Shit Test? A defense / screening mechanism and a test to separate you from the rest. When you are given shit to fuck with your head and see how you will react. The answer is usually NOT what your average logical thinking person would respond. This is not about logic, but about keeping state.

Today's STOTD: You suck at dancing

CONTEXT: Club. I really do suck at dancing, and I avoid it at all costs, when suckered into it, I go to the wanna pee shuffle. This was sent by /u/tokemofo - thanks!

Yesterday's STOTD: You just want sex / to fuck me