Woman divorces her husband because he is just perfect

queerfem · 2020-12-11T16:31:16+00:00

Woman: “I just want a good man. Someone who will treat me with love, respect, and honesty.”

(Marries a man meeting all of these qualities and more)

Woman: “Ugh! I am like, so bored and unhappy!”

(Divorces husband)

Woman to her friends and family: “He was abusive and controlling.”

A tale as old as time

Ultra_manlet · 2020-12-11T16:30:14+00:00

Remember boys: even Chad gets cheated on.

No matter what you do, you cannot please women. They will always find something to bitch about.

Aronacus · 2020-12-11T18:28:51+00:00

Friend of mine dated a guy like that. He was super good to her, took her out, bought her shit. She didn't want him. So, she drops him. Tells everyone he's too nice, and that she doesn't want that.

He meets another chick and gets married 6 months later. My friend starts bitching about it. Top complaint was how dare he get married before her.

GreyJedi56 · 2020-12-11T16:10:12+00:00

Some people can't handle a healthy relationship it is too foreign.

NEETsLastResort · 2020-12-11T15:48:05+00:00

The level of toxicity is crazy

leartistoflife · 2020-12-11T19:52:03+00:00

FDS won't touch this.

Sadlifeofsmalldick · 2020-12-11T16:07:11+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK

CaptianHuggyFace · 2020-12-11T15:51:18+00:00

Reminds of this Divorce Court episode

Ok-Reflection7331 · 2020-12-11T21:08:11+00:00

This is why men used to marry teenage virgins in the past. All other women are ruined and can’t pair bond so they are insufferable to be around

Arnold_Incelinator · 2020-12-11T17:09:41+00:00

Clown world

happychickenpalace · 2020-12-11T19:46:40+00:00

She cheated on him. That was just her excuse, her casus belli for divorcing her husband.

khillik · 2020-12-11T20:13:05+00:00

Woman: My husband is perfect, so I divorced him. In other news logic is dead.

Naughtydream11 · 2020-12-11T22:04:28+00:00

I’m a woman myself .. but that’s just ridiculous, i feel ashamed for being a women when I see smth like this.

https://ibb.co/CshN5sq - only cause i wrote here a comment? 🤦🏽‍♀️

coloradocaniac · 2020-12-11T20:24:18+00:00

Huh.

Cooks for her.

Does the housework.

Doesn't want to argue.

This all sounds really familiar.

analogic-microwave · 2020-12-11T21:20:21+00:00

Women can't be pleased, so why bother trying. Please yourself.

Ozzy_Cortes · 2020-12-11T21:59:31+00:00

This Man might as well get his own place. He doesn't need a Women.

Rook_Cross · 2020-12-11T23:44:12+00:00

This could potentially mean being a pushover, or a people pleaser, or not voicing your real opinion, which are all bad things. Most likely though she wants drama, akin to what she grew up with. Doesn't know how to be happy.

ILikeToArgueALot · 2020-12-12T01:54:36+00:00

Guys sees this and think its crazy but it actually makes a lot of sense.

I mean it doesn't make sense in the sense that women are actually sane people. I mean it makes sense in how womens minds work.

First of all, relationships to women are basically where they get 80% of their life fulfillment and engagement. You will notice men usually focus on careers and hobbies, and then a wife comes next. But for women relationships are everything.

So when the husband is perfect, she gets bored. When she meets up with her friends she has nothing to gossip about. She has no rollercoaster of emotions to keep her excited. Because she has nothing else going on in her life whatsoever.

Not only that but the more perfect the man is, the more pressure is puts on her. It makes her realise how worthless she is. If he is holding down a career, hobbies, social life and a girlfriend. It makes her realise every single day how worthless she is. Women don't like being reminded of the fact they can be better people. Thats only for men.

LaLa_Land543 · 2020-12-11T22:56:17+00:00

🤡 🌎

LotBuilder · 2020-12-11T23:28:16+00:00

“He doesn’t love me the way I need to be loved.”

scrubukkit · 2020-12-11T22:18:28+00:00

Onion article confirmed

ShakenMemeMagic · 2020-12-11T23:04:07+00:00

Damned if you do, damned if you dont.

The mental gymnastics women seem to be capable of never ceases to boggle my mind

ShortWarrior · 2020-12-12T00:14:23+00:00

Woman divorces her husband because SHE is not perfect.

2020-12-12T00:25:43+00:00

judge : I think you just went full retard

Doge_Is_Dead · 2020-12-12T01:22:03+00:00

Again, women are goofy creatures. They don't know shit. There's no logic behind what they say or do, it's all based on feelings. They are also abusive creatures. They are unfunny, they don't know how to pickup men because they have no skill. If men weren't so desperate for pussy, they'd never get laid. They don't know how to be happy, they sabotage perfect relationships. A happy woman is a miserable man, a happy man is a happy relationship.

Edit: Rest in peace Patrice O'neal. Without his good teachings, my life would've been royally fucked.

s-cardi · 2020-12-11T22:23:01+00:00

I do thin that the husband is a really good man, but not knowing the arguments they talk about I assume he forgave her for everything, whereas I would stand my ground i something I believe in, taking proof for what I think is right, if the husband was only being "sub" (idk how to call it) i understand maybe why she left him, he's perfect but I'm a bit insecure about those things I said

empatheticapathetic · 2020-12-11T23:41:00+00:00

This should be stickied. The truth is bare due to the poor English used. No language or justification can obscure it.

tekende · 2020-12-12T00:06:32+00:00

I suspect this is a comedy piece.

Da_Famous_Anus · 2020-12-12T00:07:00+00:00

Reads like satire

Ezarra · 2020-12-12T00:59:37+00:00

Honestly, it sounds like he is the typical nice guy who instantly forgives, gives her anything she asks for, is basically a doormat to her. No man should disrespect himself like that. It makes me sad because I know those types of guys have the kindest hearts but they have to learn to say no.

pickles-n-noodles · 2020-12-12T01:00:04+00:00

I can see where she’s coming from tbh. Sometimes a too harmonious of a relationship makes it a bland one (for a woman). Sometimes women just wanna argue so they can see her man can put her in her place.

sc_emixam · 2020-12-12T01:12:17+00:00

THE STREETS! WHERE SHE BELONGS!

EmceeHammer1 · 2020-12-12T02:38:06+00:00

is the article trolling?

mimiczx · 2020-12-12T03:06:41+00:00

It's almost like you can't win 🙄

mistralol · 2020-12-12T03:10:20+00:00

WTF? Not what happen. Just the first line "bizzare" ? umm Its common place!

Jthegodfather · 2020-12-12T03:26:56+00:00

Fellas take notes for you newbies

Sozysoto311 · 2020-12-12T03:38:35+00:00

LMFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO.

S3LF-IMPROV3M3NT · 2020-12-12T03:49:41+00:00

This is why Muhammad said the majority of people in hellfire will be women. Because India has millions of them 😂😂

Title	Woman divorces her husband because he is just perfect
Author	queerfem
Upvotes	467
Comments	72
Date	December 11, 2020 3:46 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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