Weekend post

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-10-09T22:12:20+00:00

Tinder ban incoming

ohthisoneworks · 2021-10-09T22:31:25+00:00

Remember when someone posted this on FDS and the KWEENZ missed the satire and used that as proof of male degeneracy?

asdf333aza · 2021-10-09T22:43:42+00:00

Yaaaasss king. 💅

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-10-09T22:40:15+00:00

If you can't handle him at his worst, you don't deserve his best. 🤣

asdf333aza · 2021-10-09T22:43:07+00:00

Only a REAL WOMAN can handle all that he brings to the table.

slipkid223 · 2021-10-09T22:21:25+00:00

You forgot to mention how many baby mommas there are.

karimamin · 2021-10-09T22:47:42+00:00

Comedy gold. I just updated my Bumble profile to this

One-Move · 2021-10-09T22:24:03+00:00

Modest requirements, i must say. I 52 have on my okcupid profile, that she must be fit, in childbearing age no visible tattoos and i state that I don’t take single mothers. No ban and i get what i want… brothers we are still to nice, just lay out what you want. I got 2-3 bitchy single mothers and that was it. We are all underselling us, ok don’t ask for the 19 year old virgin, but putting a reasonable price is not wrong.

ybotherbrotherman · 2021-10-09T22:23:53+00:00

Good ol’ switcharoo

asdf333aza · 2021-10-10T05:30:07+00:00

A real woman would accept him and his kids.

meerita · 2021-10-10T10:05:27+00:00

Reminds me the experiment I did putting "no moms, no fat, no old women" and my account got reported, tons of matches with them messaging first and pure insults.

the_them · 2021-10-09T22:41:58+00:00

Its weird how reasonable this sounds next to the usual patter 🤣 even satire isn’t as good as reality anymore

KangarooCrapper · 2021-10-09T23:55:45+00:00

No sleeves, tramp stamps, face/neck tattoos, fupas, piercings, sharpie eyebrows and skittle colored hair..

mustangfrank · 2021-10-10T01:41:24+00:00

Uno reverse card

jmpires · 2021-10-10T07:35:30+00:00

I was about to laugh but the profile fits like a glove to my father in law.

He already had three kids when he married for the second time. Undoubtedly my mother in law is submissive after being forced to abort at gunpoint and almost four decades of DV. Once I took her to the hospital after one of those beatings and of course she was whining and mumbling some loose words - and I was replying here and there to show some empathy. At some point she said “but he is so handsome” and I simply got speechless for the next two hours or so.

The average feminine psyche is nothing short of a mental disorder.

HLFML · 2021-10-10T01:44:31+00:00

I’ve never pumped and dumped a man before but this guy might get it.

Optimal_Wendigo_4333 · 2021-10-10T02:06:07+00:00

Only a real woman is submissive, cooks and cleans and speaks when spoken to!

Dixienormous81 · 2021-10-09T22:38:13+00:00

King

Imperium_Britannia · 2021-10-10T03:31:20+00:00

Anyone refers him as king?

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-10-09T22:31:13+00:00

Eh heh heh heh. #TurnTheTable on them!

jor4288 · 2021-10-09T22:32:26+00:00

Those are my expectations in a nutshell.

Wanderer2109 · 2021-10-09T22:43:03+00:00

LOL the tone, sounds like a woman to me. Is this real?

Divine-Nemesis · 2021-10-10T09:42:07+00:00

Oh the Kweens will scream at this one! I could already see the cross post on FDS. “That Misogynistic incel, how dare he expect a female to mother his children. The nerve, who gonna watch lil Tyrone, lil Chad, lil shorty, lil mama, and my other three perfect babies that the 5 baby daddies were just awful so I left them all because they were abusive but this guy is even worse than my baby daddies. Now he wants me to pay? He ain’t getting these cookies once I heal from my last 4 C-Sections.”

Edit: a word

mustangfrank · 2021-10-10T16:28:07+00:00

Where do I sign up?

This could only be improved by

1 No tattoos

2 No N count above 2.

3 No body piercings

4 No Democrats/Feminists/SJW

4 D cups or bigger

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2021-10-09T23:14:47+00:00

This is awesome 😂

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-10-10T00:21:54+00:00

Shit man, me too

Roxnam · 2021-10-10T02:27:44+00:00

King shit wtf

MrMescaline · 2021-10-10T03:39:26+00:00

King

_L0ssless · 2021-10-10T08:23:58+00:00

King behaviour

Liostesis · 2021-10-10T03:28:35+00:00

Based

Joaquino7997 · 2021-10-09T23:06:30+00:00

I can't.

I just can't.

Goldmansachs3030 · 2021-10-10T07:40:00+00:00

I know the Kweens will analyse the hell out of the top bar too.

tradsouthernmale · 2021-10-10T12:51:34+00:00

Hyperandry!

adikshin · 2021-10-10T19:02:07+00:00

Not unreasonable though. Lol this dude probably gonna get prison time for having any requirements/ standards

bryonwart · 2021-10-10T19:22:00+00:00

Love it!!! 😂😂😂😂

waveformcollapse · 2021-10-11T19:38:25+00:00

i see what you did there.

YesYesYesVeryGood · 2021-10-11T02:38:54+00:00

Not sure if this is reflective sarcasm or a work of art.

Foosah69 · 2021-10-11T13:13:20+00:00

New to this sub, is it serious or is it meant to be ironic? Coz this post doesn't seem to fit the rules, confused? 😂

mimiczx · 2021-10-13T06:21:06+00:00

Yassssssssss King... Get the bag. Level up!!!

pacsatonifil · 2021-10-23T22:01:57+00:00

About time these kings started to demand what they deserve.

2021-10-15T13:01:21+00:00

I don’t particularly like women but this dude, and all y’all who got the same requirements most likely won’t get a women like this. Just being honest

Title	Weekend post
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	1095
Comments	114
Date	October 9, 2021 10:05 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/q4v5cf/weekend_post/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/weekend-post.1076517 https://theredarchive.com/post/1076517

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