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[–]Corn_in_your_pussyJr. Hamster Analyst 362 points363 points364 points 2 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Tinder ban incoming
[–][deleted] 170 points171 points172 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100% I made a bio like this a few years ago with a made up onlyfans name that was obvious and I got banned real quick.
[–]TheGeeksama 63 points64 points65 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do they ban you for saying facts ?? He used uno reverse card of bio like women .
[+]sudomeacat 22 points23 points24 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why would he get banned?
[–]michael1962-01 76 points77 points78 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Misogynistic bastard!!! How could a single father reel in a Kweeeehhhnnnn ...
Ban them!!!
[–]ThrowRA-4545 39 points40 points41 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How dare a man have a preference that excludes MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[–]skint_backProud Scrote 30 points31 points32 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For having a penis and a set of balls.
[–]waveformcollapse 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
im hoping this one goes viral because its more obvious too see the humor in this one.
[–]ohthisoneworks 310 points311 points312 points 2 years ago (27 children) | Copy Link
Remember when someone posted this on FDS and the KWEENZ missed the satire and used that as proof of male degeneracy?
[–]yoitsericc 162 points163 points164 points 2 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Too bad they are private now and we can't see that. I guess the KWEENS are tired of being the laughing stock of reddit.
[–]BuchwildSlaps Donkeys Ass: "Hell, you can swipe her all day long!" 76 points77 points78 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That's odd that they went private, its almost as if they can't handle constructive criticism.
[–]skint_backProud Scrote 48 points49 points50 points 2 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
There’s nothing constructive about the criticism FDS receives, thank God.
My observation has been that they are universally reviled across Reddit, and men and women of all backgrounds seem to recognize FDS for the deranged extremists that they are.
It’s refreshing to see, to be honest. And extremely humorous that FDS can’t recognize their own absurdity with their “We’re right, the rest of humankind is wrong” thought process.
[–]yoitsericc 27 points28 points29 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If held to the same standard as men on Reddit, they would have been banned years ago like r/incel.
[–]skint_backProud Scrote 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They’ll get banned again… FDS is a refugee sub for the /pinkpillfeminism and /gendercritical subs that got nuked along with /incels a couple years ago. In other words, FDS is a ban evasion sub.
One of the original founders of /pinkpillfeminism is literally one of the founders of FDS. They just re-packaged their brand of radical feminism into a “Dating Strategy, teehee” to both-
They can’t hide forever, and the bloopy Reddit admins will eventually figure out what happened.
[–]athletemike 43 points44 points45 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
KWEENS of
Whining
Excessively
Eternally
Non
Stop
[–]waveformcollapse 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
rofl did they? i would go there from time to time, and i'd say 50% of them were pretty sane.
[–]yoitsericc 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd say about 5% of them are.
[–]soytuamigo 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was the most pointless message board on reddit too: most women do FDS by default and don't need a forum, they have each other in real life lol.
[–]me_at_myhouse 32 points33 points34 points 2 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Feminine Deodorant Spray?
[–]XxSoulReaperSwordxX 67 points68 points69 points 2 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Female Dating Strategy. And let me give you a word of advice. If you hook up with a girl and you find out she uses FDS, RUN. FDS basically teaches women that all men are trash and to only judge them based on how much money is in your wallet. They will squeeze you for every cent they can get out of you. And God forbid if you decide to leave them. Because they will post the story on FDS and twist and contort every single detail to make her seem in the right and of course the femcels over there will eat that shit right up.
TL;DR If she's from FDS, RUN. She's a gold digger.
[–]polishknightusaSr. Winged Hussar 38 points39 points40 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To sum up the state of modern American women: 1) hedonist entitlement queens who don't think about the future or put any effort into understanding men or at least decent men. 2) Man hating feminists/tattoo-face-piercers/body acceptance obesity women who have destroyed themselves as potential for any relationship. 3) FDS which is old fashioned using men using rule-of-thumb psychology of exploiting beta males and dressing otherwise feminine and putting SOME effort into finding their prey.
FDS is dangerous because it's a return to what women used to engage in during the period when "dating" came to exist in the late 19th century to about the 1990's.
When the book The Rules came out, men suggested that it was possible to beat that system by understanding the little games such women played, engaging in counter game (such as undermining their self-confidence and getting them to break their own rules) and pump and dump them.
For example: If they have a rule "Don't accept a Saturday date night on friday", ask them out on friday for something you KNOW they'll like such as a Celine Dion concert (back row, of course.) Then ask them to break other rules.
[–]WVdOQkFX 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
do FDS chicks actually hook up with guys? i feel like you could smell them from 10 feet away
[–]Corn_in_your_pussyJr. Hamster Analyst 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they could actually find men to date them, they wouldn't be FDS subscribers.
FDS is a collection of women who have failed at dating who then tell other failures that the problem isn't them, but men.
See, over here, we accept that sometimes failure is wholly our fault and then we offer ways to improve or accept not being in the game. Over there, they fail and then decide to raise their standards without improving themselves.
Any woman who subscribes to FDS is trash and should be avoided.
[–]KoloGuptaSr. Hamster Analyst 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Some are. They still get pumped and dumped, but the quality of those men is rapidly dwindling. By quality, I mean men that are "up to the woman's standards".
The absence of commitment owed to these women and the fact that they're forced to entertain the nasty men that are actually above the women's SMV keeps the rage burning bright.
No man lets himself be seen in broad daylight with these women. All encounters are under the cover of darkness with no witnesses.
[–]me_at_myhouse 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
https://www.walmart.com/ip/FDS-Intimate-Body-Dry-Feminine-Deodorant-Spray-Extra-Strength-2-Oz/117500809
[–]GaiinahatJr. Hamster Analyst 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
\Note previous comment** 😎
[–]WarezMyDinrBitc 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Someone should write a review mentioning femaledatingstrategy sub
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole w/ more stalkers than the other mods combined[M] 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please don't directly link to other subreddits, especially misandrist shitholes like that one.
[–]WarezMyDinrBitc 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]AldabruzzoNo busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Your wish is our command.
[–]WarezMyDinrBitc 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol I meant on the FDS deodorant page, but great write up.
[–]GaiinahatJr. Hamster Analyst 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There isn't any amount of Feminine Deodorant Spray that could cover the Stank of Skank.
[–]AldabruzzoNo busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid
[–]meeritaGlobe-trotting mansplainer[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must have been the most epic moment of the story of the world.
[–]asdf333azaSenior deluge-style poster[S] 158 points159 points160 points 2 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Yaaaasss king. 💅
[–]skint_backProud Scrote 89 points90 points91 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Must 👏use👏More👏Clapping👏Emojis👏
[–]Aqui1am_ 22 points23 points24 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Every time I see the clapping emoji I’m imagining someone who either barely passed high school or has their GED.
[–]skint_backProud Scrote 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smooth-brained femcels can only communicate using pictographs, hence their excessive and incessant use of emojis.
[+]RedditIsSoyasf 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i read it in a voice like stevie kenarby from malcolm in the middle, as he leaves big gaps between each words
[–]YacineElBoudi 45 points46 points47 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
SMASH THE MATRIARCHY KIIING 🤴✊👊👊💅💅
[–]Corn_in_your_pussyJr. Hamster Analyst 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No need. The matriarchy will smash itself.
[–]beesnoopy2231 24 points25 points26 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here you go king, you dropped this 👑
[–]KDK01 20 points21 points22 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
☠️☠️☠️😂😆
[–]step_aside_butch__ 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I promise you FDS is completely oblivious to the satire and hypocrisy this thread is exposing.
[–]AngryCockOfJusticeHarbinger of Dom Play, Purveyor of Skirts, Paragon of Hoe Tricks 138 points139 points140 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If you can't handle him at his worst, you don't deserve his best. 🤣
[–]Your_Supremacy 47 points48 points49 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He knows his worth.
[–]tiernach 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's missing this tag line for sure.
[–]Goldmansachs3030 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And there goes water spraying from my mouth into someones face.Thank you.
[–]asdf333azaSenior deluge-style poster[S] 93 points94 points95 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Only a REAL WOMAN can handle all that he brings to the table.
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 34 points35 points36 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He IS the table!
[–]JayMeadows 20 points21 points22 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
AND the roof!
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the wainscoting and the bay windows and the gazebo out back!
[–]slipkid22357 points 2 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
You forgot to mention how many baby mommas there are.
[–]yoitsericc 38 points39 points40 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 kids by 5 different baby mamas is about what to expect here.
[–]karimamin 53 points54 points55 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Comedy gold. I just updated my Bumble profile to this
[–]theredditorlol 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send me copy paste
[–]One-Move 37 points38 points39 points 2 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Modest requirements, i must say. I 52 have on my okcupid profile, that she must be fit, in childbearing age no visible tattoos and i state that I don’t take single mothers. No ban and i get what i want… brothers we are still to nice, just lay out what you want. I got 2-3 bitchy single mothers and that was it. We are all underselling us, ok don’t ask for the 19 year old virgin, but putting a reasonable price is not wrong.
[–]kai_wulf 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Having a list of requirements works?
[–]One-Move 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For me yes, actually only very few will complain. Come on it is like if i put on a nice suit and go to the porsche dealer, I don’t get offered the 1999 camry..
[–]concreteghost 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Downvotes? This man knows his worth
[–]CommentingOnVoat 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You might only have one move, but it is a good one.
[–]One-Move 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😎😁 thanks
[–]ybotherbrotherman 26 points27 points28 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good ol’ switcharoo
[–]asdf333azaSenior deluge-style poster[S] 24 points25 points26 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A real woman would accept him and his kids.
[–]meeritaGlobe-trotting mansplainer[🍰] 22 points23 points24 points 2 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me the experiment I did putting "no moms, no fat, no old women" and my account got reported, tons of matches with them messaging first and pure insults.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I did OLD for a while. I am 5'8", when I reposted at 6'2", you would not believe the response.
[–]meeritaGlobe-trotting mansplainer[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
What did you wrote on your profile ? What were their response?
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I only changed my height and a got more interest. I never replied because of the height lie.
[–]meeritaGlobe-trotting mansplainer[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Oh. Well yeah. It sucks. I’m 6’2 I have not that problem
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I wish I had your height. Count your blessings. Imagine being evaluated not on your character as a human being, but rather on your height. I am not talking sports, but relationships or business.
[–]meeritaGlobe-trotting mansplainer[🍰] 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My man. Don’t worry. Just hit the gym. Make good financials and enjoy life. I tell you that detail doesn’t make the big deal.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I did all right. Made 100K for last 20 years. Married 4 sons. This proves life is a genic craps game. height of sons, 6'3", 6' 1/2" 5'9" and a 14 year old who is 5'10"
Nice, bro
[–]the_them 19 points20 points21 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its weird how reasonable this sounds next to the usual patter 🤣 even satire isn’t as good as reality anymore
[–]KangarooCrapper 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No sleeves, tramp stamps, face/neck tattoos, fupas, piercings, sharpie eyebrows and skittle colored hair..
[–]nefrina 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No fupa? There goes 75% of the OLD pool..
[–]road_layarightfully adds circus music to life's soundtrack 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think sleeve tattoos might even help in this case, even though I am morally against getting tattoos.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Uno reverse card
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fupas
Sie
[–]jmpires 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I was about to laugh but the profile fits like a glove to my father in law.
He already had three kids when he married for the second time. Undoubtedly my mother in law is submissive after being forced to abort at gunpoint and almost four decades of DV. Once I took her to the hospital after one of those beatings and of course she was whining and mumbling some loose words - and I was replying here and there to show some empathy. At some point she said “but he is so handsome” and I simply got speechless for the next two hours or so.
The average feminine psyche is nothing short of a mental disorder.
[–]Goldmansachs3030 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aaaaaaah. This. Just replace your MIL with any girl and its always like this. They want a Disney fairytale where Chad does them again and again, then he leaves, girl gets sad, realize that the friend is still there and has feelings. Latches onto him, but then after 3-4 yrs, will definitely cheat. Angry.
[–]GiantOfTheSouthSky 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is why I don't save people.
[–]jmpires 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't try to save her... she just landed in my house after one of those beatings. Then her husband started to visit. Yes, I witnessed my old-as-fuck inlaws dating again, yikes. For FIVE MONTHS. Then, thank the Lord, she went back and stfu for a couple months.
From time to time I hear he's going psycho again but idgaf any longer, never ever again. Actually my father in law can barely stand up and most days pisses his pants. I expect nothing to happen except they dying of old age, and I won't bother pissing towards the graveyard.
[–]MentORPHEUSTRP Endorsed 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At some point she said “but he is so handsome” and I simply got speechless
An example of AWALT is the way so many women across space and time, race, culture, and socioeconomic status, will complain at length about serious problems with their man. Yet, when you suggest they leave if he's so bad, they all say the same thing in the same notes like they're singing the same exact song: "♬But I looove hiiiiim! ♬"
[–]HLFML 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ve never pumped and dumped a man before but this guy might get it.
[–]Optimal_Wendigo_4333 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only a real woman is submissive, cooks and cleans and speaks when spoken to!
[–]Dixienormous81 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
King
[–]Imperium_Britannia 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone refers him as king?
[–]Bob_and_Virginiabeware of Shawskank Redemption 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh heh heh heh. #TurnTheTable on them!
[–]jor4288 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those are my expectations in a nutshell.
[–]Wanderer2109 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL the tone, sounds like a woman to me. Is this real?
[–]skint_backProud Scrote 38 points39 points40 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck no it’s not real, lol.
It’s a man making a satirical profile to show the delusion of the average modern woman.
[–]Divine-Nemesis 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh the Kweens will scream at this one! I could already see the cross post on FDS. “That Misogynistic incel, how dare he expect a female to mother his children. The nerve, who gonna watch lil Tyrone, lil Chad, lil shorty, lil mama, and my other three perfect babies that the 5 baby daddies were just awful so I left them all because they were abusive but this guy is even worse than my baby daddies. Now he wants me to pay? He ain’t getting these cookies once I heal from my last 4 C-Sections.”
Edit: a word
[–]Goldmansachs3030 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Kweens, man it sounds cringy.
[–]Divine-Nemesis 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ugh…..I’m so glad Reddit stopped recommending it to me. I don’t know why but the occasional post came up and everyone referred to themselves as womyns and kweens. Then they would proceed to bash males and make females victims no matter the circumstance. They actually celebrated female on male violence calling it liberation. That is why I went solo 7 years ago and never turned back and then 8 months ago I find out there is many men feeling similar as me and even have a label as MGTOW. They say we hate women but that is the furthest from the truth. I will always love and respect women but I will not have any relationships with these new modern day women. I was raised with traditional mannerisms on the roles and how to treat women in relationships. For the first 3 years, that got me cheated and heart broken. I turned bad boy for ten years and couldn’t keep them off me. I fell in love and turned simp and gave up my dream of backpacking the Eurorail and $30,000 saved up went to a toxic relationship instead. Later I lived in Jalisco Mexico (Ajijic, Chapala area) for 8 months and fell in love with a girl who treated me like a king. I thought women like her were a myth. I wanted to marry her but my passport was only for 6 months so I had to come back and that was around 2008 and I lost everything financially so I could not afford to go back or bring her here. I tried one more western woman but after Mexico, and what that girl did to my mind, I gave up on women back in 2012. I’ve had to the occasional hookup from a ex I was friends with because they all “trust me now”. It’s whatever. I came out with no kids or divorce so I want to keep it that way. My last ex, (the one one who pushed me to MGTOW), called me last weekend and I listened to her for an hour try to convince me, or herself really, that she wasn’t a total mess. She lost her two kids recently and now is getting a divorce (she filed). The drunker she got, she started talking about how lonely she was, being honest, and I think trying to say things she thought I wanted to hear. She actually said she could get her tubes retied and have more kids (she’s had 3 taken away and is facing 2 serious felonies). Then she was saying she might have gained weight but it’s not bad and then just admitted she is 5’ weighing 180. At that point I told her she needs to get marriage counseling and work it out with her husband and said I gotta go and hung up. What freaking reality is she living in?? I just can’t. I would go gay before I get in another relationship with another western modern woman, and the closet thing I have to bi in me is when I wave goodbye to someone.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was seeing a girl, but the relationship was coming to an end. I had not seen her in a month, then she calls me wanting $800 for an abortion. I was paying child support already, so I didn't need another kid to pay for. I could not take the chance, so I paid. 1 year later, she calls up again for abortion money. I am in the clear. I said no. She starts crying her BF is a POS etc. I don't care.
What is in the back of my mind, was I played the first time for abortion money and she was coming back for seconds? I don't know. She was an abusive alcoholic but was built like a playboy centerfold 34DD, 27, 37 at 5'7" 122 pounds. At 128 pounds she called her self fat and would go on a diet and lose the weight in days. What a waste.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Where do I sign up?
This could only be improved by
1 No tattoos
2 No N count above 2.
3 No body piercings
4 No Democrats/Feminists/SJW
4 D cups or bigger
[–]Flat_Eric_1200 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is awesome 😂
[–]NoNameAvailableSee 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit man, me too
[–]Roxnam 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
King shit wtf
[–]MrMescaline 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]_L0ssless 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
King behaviour
[–]Liostesis 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based
[–]Joaquino7997 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't.
I just can't.
[–]Goldmansachs3030 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know the Kweens will analyse the hell out of the top bar too.
[–]tradsouthernmale 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hyperandry!
[–]adikshin 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not unreasonable though. Lol this dude probably gonna get prison time for having any requirements/ standards
[–]bryonwart 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love it!!! 😂😂😂😂
[–]waveformcollapse 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i see what you did there.
[–]YesYesYesVeryGood 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not sure if this is reflective sarcasm or a work of art.
[–]Foosah69 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
New to this sub, is it serious or is it meant to be ironic? Coz this post doesn't seem to fit the rules, confused? 😂
[–]mimiczxHamster Soul Crusher 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yassssssssss King... Get the bag. Level up!!!
[–]pacsatonifil 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
About time these kings started to demand what they deserve.
[+][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t particularly like women but this dude, and all y’all who got the same requirements most likely won’t get a women like this. Just being honest
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