Spring Breakup Season Is Coming!

apple_cores · 2022-02-14T18:22:10+00:00

I’ve known men who would break up with their girlfriends so they could fool around while out of town for spring break (and therefore not technically be cheating). Then they’d get back together with them when they got back from their trip lol.

melympia · 2022-02-14T18:41:17+00:00

Hmm. I have some theories about those times:

V-day: Too much drama, or the GF broke up because of mediocre/no gift/date

Spring break: Time to fuck around!!!

April 1st: Trick gone wrong. Oops. "But it was just a joke!"

Mondays: Not bad weekend. But scrotes realizing that, if they break up after the weekend, they'll still get laid on said weekend...

Summer holidays: Time to fuck around!!!

Winter holiday season: More time spent indoors and with close and not-so-close family. Drama ensues. Also, priorities become clear.

pickmeisha_nomore · 2022-02-14T19:43:52+00:00

Why does this make me happy? Let’s set these women free!!

Platipus6 · 2022-02-14T21:41:41+00:00

haha look at everyone bailing before halloween, thanksgiving, christmas and new years.

then crying about not wanting to spend x alone.

highoncatnipbrownies · 2022-02-15T13:20:11+00:00

That chart is fabulous 😂

Also I bet the cliff after winter holidays are the breakups caused by being thrust together with in-laws.

dating-adventures · 2022-02-15T01:02:55+00:00

I got dumped in late May lol

Title	Spring Breakup Season Is Coming!
Author	JulyParade
Upvotes	179
Comments	9
Date	February 14, 2022 5:27 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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