Welcome to the United States of America where none of this happens except the first two (I only read the “you die” part correct me if I’m wrong and some of the other stuff does happen)

Educational_Lie1347 · 2022-06-30T02:45:50+00:00

To bad I’m not a straight white grown man. I’m a straight, black, teen I guess I’m dead

Kerosycn · 2022-06-30T02:17:04+00:00

I’m a kid, black and woman. Guess I’m not alive.

autr3go · 2022-06-30T03:04:59+00:00

Newsflash : everybody dies

saturdayshark · 2022-06-30T02:24:30+00:00

Damn didn’t know so many people just died from nothing. Guess every time I see a woman they are extremely lucky to be alive.

Pingayaso · 2022-06-30T02:04:35+00:00

Deluded as always

MrDruba · 2022-06-30T02:51:26+00:00

I think ankle-beez must be having a really bad day or something. 😂 Hardly any of that stuff happens...

MrDruba · 2022-06-30T03:41:59+00:00

I’m pro gun, I’m still alive. I’m bisexual, I’m still alive. I’m a POC (I fucking hate that term), and I’m very much…you guessed it…still alive.

Turn off MSNBC, get off of Twitter, and get yourself some Prozac. Trust me, honey. The world isn’t as bad as people on the news and on social media are leading you to believe.

bobby1225 · 2022-06-30T03:09:48+00:00

What’s everybody dying anyway? Things are pretty good for me and my peeps right now.

unbeknownst_2_most · 2022-06-30T03:56:09+00:00

It's intriguing how one describes such a horrible and dangerous place, yet decides to stay there willingly.

Thunder_Kapro · 2022-06-30T03:53:49+00:00

This might be a bit of a stretch but... I don't think any of that is true

Mick_E_Deez · 2022-06-30T03:34:12+00:00

It's like the rest of the world doesn't exist. These people need to get out more

Ewslow · 2022-06-30T06:50:37+00:00

Damn I didn't know that 100% of the American population is now straight white male nowadays

FunkyJ121 · 2022-06-30T11:30:57+00:00

Where 85% of the boys' genitals are mutilated, yet are "privileged"

GeneralTelefonmast · 2022-06-30T04:05:26+00:00

This person has never heard of interpunction.

M_Salvatar · 2022-06-30T03:13:52+00:00

More like welcome to Arabia...but hey.

IAmEscalator · 2022-06-30T05:32:43+00:00

So is no one going to say that they're literally imply blackness is a disease or something

dw87190 · 2022-06-30T05:52:52+00:00

So says the feminist madwomen of r/WitchesVsPatriarchy who want to kill all men just because we won't be their slaves or ATMs

boomboxspence · 2022-06-30T05:51:36+00:00

Men are more likely to die

2022-06-30T04:47:16+00:00

Why am I not surprised I already have /u/Fair-Lie7125 blocked and they said the dumbest shit in here. We should all donate to send them over to the Middle East so they can realize how fucking good Americans have it.

IAmEscalator · 2022-06-30T05:34:23+00:00

The first two don't happen either. As long as you're not in a big Californian city or Chicago the chances of you dieing due to a random act of gun violence are extremely slim, and a lot slimmer if you carry for self defense

raid3r_fox · 2022-06-30T06:45:08+00:00

‘if you’re POC you die’

worst fucking take i’ve seen. period

Lui_Le_Diamond · 2022-06-30T08:26:51+00:00

The first one is completely stupid

WhyWouldTrumpDoThis · 2022-06-30T11:08:11+00:00

This is your brain on twitter.

I quite like the states. Evokes the thought of good food and good weather.

Aligatorz · 2022-06-30T11:13:15+00:00

She acts like its a literal hell hole of death, but yet still stays here?? Welcome to America, where you have the freedom to get the fuck out.

Mercinator-87 · 2022-06-30T11:19:00+00:00

Bunch of fucking lunatics over there.

BTFoundation · 2022-06-30T11:52:36+00:00

Memento mori.

pns666 · 2022-06-30T12:24:23+00:00

let me b*tch and moan about "some stupid c*ntrags" whose echo chamber opinions muffle my contrary opinions about the world ... while banning everybody who's opinions about the world are contrary to my own echo chamber opinions

capitanMorgan89 · 2022-06-30T13:34:19+00:00

They banned me because I quoted Warren Ferrel (The Boy Crisis) that the world is not oppressed by patriarchy but instead the need for survival.

2022-06-30T15:07:10+00:00

Wow....that's a terrible spell. These must be "intern witches or trainees"....LOL 🤣

FirePlayer15 · 2022-06-30T15:44:51+00:00

If you are white you also die because as far as im concerned a gun doesent care about you're skin color

Jreedy3 · 2022-06-30T15:57:14+00:00

First two don't even happen. Safe abortions are available in many states as it's now a state wide ruling. If your state won't legalize it in the future, you could either drive to another state, use contraceptives, or keep it in the pants

Gun violence is a big issue but guns are mostly there to keep us safe so we can protect ourselves. A large portion of gun owners haven't committed any crimes with said guns

Ricardian19 · 2022-06-30T19:15:17+00:00

Hey! I'm a straight white man and I know I'll die too! How dare they not include me in the calculation of inevitable deaths!

SnooJokes1401 · 2022-06-30T20:16:35+00:00

Don't forget about the men who are thrust into poverty by a wildly sexist legal system and then, you guessed it, die.

Trasartr00mpet · 2022-06-30T08:35:06+00:00

The op isn't wrong. Anyone who is human dies. Almost like we are part of nature like that

SaintLogic · 2022-06-30T13:44:37+00:00

These people need to leave the country and see how shitty the world outside really is.

AShittySmashPlayer · 2022-06-30T13:54:31+00:00

Then clearly you’ve never lived in fucking america

Machinecrash · 2022-07-01T01:30:57+00:00

The black femicide US page backs up the black part. The homicide rate among black people is very high. As well as the maternal mortality rate due to medical ignorance.

Fair-Lie7125 · 2022-06-30T04:21:20+00:00

This is literally America. Everything they said is true

Yurshie · 2022-06-30T03:48:17+00:00

I mean, even if you're somehow none of these, you'll still eventually die.

Algoresball · 2022-06-30T05:43:39+00:00

Well everyone dies eventually so technically this is correct I guess

Dominio12 · 2022-06-30T07:30:58+00:00

It is the truth, everyone dies.

Jizzcake247 · 2022-06-30T07:36:34+00:00

So fucking dumb

ThumpingBump · 2022-06-30T11:42:05+00:00

Doesn't everyone die eventually? Think they need to be more clear.

Im-Spreading-for-you · 2022-06-30T14:15:44+00:00

What's a POC

RainLauncher85 · 2022-06-30T16:48:35+00:00

I'm a bisexual teen, but I'm not American. But if I was ig I'd be dead now

pianofucker345 · 2022-06-30T16:59:48+00:00

If you exist, you die

ForgotOldAcc-_- · 2022-06-30T19:52:49+00:00

That's why there are 90% adult white hetero males in the US. It all makes sense now

Educational_Lie1347 · 2022-06-30T23:31:07+00:00

I hate How I finally realized I was dead through Reddit.

Welcome to the United States of America where none of this happens except the first two (I only read the “you die” part correct me if I’m wrong and some of the other stuff does happen)

Crosspost "Welcome to the United States of America ✨" from /r/WitchesVsPatriarchy:

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