"Thick and curvy" woman has given up on dating while listing unreasonable deal-breakers.

Sumpm · 2022-09-12T13:05:31+00:00

Must like thick and curvy women

Translation: I'm a lazy fat fuck

SwinginPastMyKnees_ · 2022-09-12T13:15:42+00:00

Turn offs: Boys that cry... Especially right after she disrobes.

Traksimuss · 2022-09-12T13:54:44+00:00

I also bet she is very insecure about being fat, so would often lash out for any perceived or real slights.

While not working to solve the problem, of course.

ruck_my_life · 2022-09-12T16:24:01+00:00

I mean...live your life but like... A third of your requirements are about dick size. You tell me what kind of signal that sends.

dwguy281 · 2022-09-12T19:22:47+00:00

I'm going to take a minute and point out something I see over and over. Men have deal breakers that women have a degree of CONTROL over (i.e., being overweight), but deal breakers for women are typically things men CANNOT control (i.e., their height, lack of hair, or endowment). Thoughts?

Overkillengine · 2022-09-12T14:43:00+00:00

A man might need a mighty harpoon to penetrate past her blubber, but the same man does not need to restrict himself to just this aging manatee.

He can easily hunt far more svelte quarry.

Thus she needs to offer more of value in return in order to compete, and I somehow doubt she does.

Notice she lists nothing about her self other than some very basic characteristics that have nothing to do with why a man meeting her criteria should pick her over the literally hordes of other women wanting the same thing. Like so many other women, she's so fixated on her build-a-butler fantasy that she has neglected to realize that butlers have to be well paid to keep one that is loyal and attentive and competent and that she is offering only pauper wages.

Might have something to do with why she keeps getting fuckboys.

RunawayGrain · 2022-09-12T15:43:04+00:00

The skinny jeans thing, there. My guess is that she's afraid the jeans will split while the guy is operating the cattle crane to get her into the vehicle.

Well, that or Chad had skinny jeans.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2022-09-12T16:42:21+00:00

So, she seems to want an LL Bean guy, full goatee and beard with flannels, who benches 315 and deadlifts 600. Even from her profile, you can tell two things 1. She is indeed almost certainly fat and not curvy in the sense that Eva Mendez or Beyoncé are curly, and 2. Despite this, she has still been active in the dating market, such that she has actually dated enough guys to learn what traits she dislikes.

Adventurous_Link_847 · 2022-09-15T06:46:04+00:00

Will it ever get through their skulls and into their brains that fit, 6ft plus men with an 8in plus wang aren't going to resort to swiping right on fat broads on trashy dating apps?

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-09-12T18:17:05+00:00

With her list of demanding requirements, I don't even think Paul Bunyan would meet her needs. I also love how she has "given up on dating here" yet mandates you "must like a thick and curvy woman". Yet again she doesn't state ONE thing she offers a man.

wewillnotdie25 · 2022-09-12T23:34:44+00:00

I wanna punch this bitch in the face lmao the entitlement and these unrealistic standards infuriates me .

Mister_McDerp · 2022-09-21T08:42:38+00:00

Wants a cultured man, but has two requirements on the dick she wants. OK.

IanHawkess · 2022-09-13T11:58:17+00:00

Imagine all you had to do in order to lead a happy life and have TONNES of options was exercise and eat right? All pretty much completely under your control.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-09-13T01:04:18+00:00

If she's given up on dating on there, then that must mean that no man want to deal with her solipsistic ass. Delete the profile, buy some cats and call it a day.

AdvocateFroggy · 2022-09-18T13:08:54+00:00

The mixed lardass is having a tough time out there, eh? Poooor her.

LordFlakkko · 2022-09-19T19:24:56+00:00

Im cuerious to see what this ~~hog~~ woman looks like

Title	"Thick and curvy" woman has given up on dating while listing unreasonable deal-breakers.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	168
Comments	45
Date	September 12, 2022 12:59 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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