This duine lagintinneach wants a butler that hates big tits and might get sex in return! What a deal!

silly_birb_Banned · 2023-01-12T23:40:12+00:00

Unless she's a twitch thot all women playing videogames are fat and ugly.
Otherwise they would go out like all the other women, being involved in some social drama where one of her friends is being a bitch to her for not inviting her to some event/party

Boar_excrement · 2023-01-12T23:47:14+00:00

My red flag list for women:

Bitch

LordGraygem · 2023-01-13T00:34:11+00:00

my red flags in men

TL;DR: Doesn't make it all about me.

But special callout to the "talks to other girls" point, that's some domestic abuser vibes there. Anyone tries to control who you can or can't talk to? Assume it's because they're planning to put hands (or try, anyway) at some point and they want to restrict the number of people you can potentially tell about it.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2023-01-13T00:14:59+00:00

Says 'ok' instead of 'okay' is a deal-breaker.

At least she has a good sense about what's truly foundational to a lasting relationship.

Ramayri · 2023-01-12T23:22:00+00:00

I know this is 100% off topic but a few hours ago I saw a 160 -165 cm , 50-55 kg woman try to throw hands with a dude that was over 2 meters tall and over 100kgs.

This basic bitch almost sounds reasonable to what I just saw..

EDIT: "I was honestly scared by the sheer fuckin volume of muscle that dude had , what made this woman go out on him and think she would survive it made me rethink everything I knew about women"

Joaquino7997 · 2023-01-12T23:40:45+00:00

Gotdamn....just go get a dog

Adventurous_Link_847 · 2023-01-13T06:21:45+00:00

Doesn't like men who go to the gym.

Doesn't like men who are into big boobs.

Flatso detected.

Wyvernblade · 2023-01-13T00:57:29+00:00

As usual, I’m disqualified at the very start. Darn…

KrazyJazz · 2023-01-13T04:22:58+00:00

The "big ego" bit is quite ironic.

Internet_Snowflake · 2023-01-13T07:47:38+00:00

What's wrong with big tits? Big tits are fun! She's just bitter she doesn't have them.

rb577511 · 2023-01-13T10:15:12+00:00

My Red Flags in Women. 1. They make lists of Red Flags in men.

La_Diablito · 2023-01-13T01:07:01+00:00

The first thing is short? She don’t deserve a short king’s hammer. Bitch, bye🤣 Edit: Going down the list, it reads kinda troll.

ScribhneoirIldanach · 2023-01-12T22:56:01+00:00

Gaelige-Béarla Translations:

duine lagintinneach = weak minded person

Barsik_The_CaT · 2023-01-13T01:44:17+00:00

Must be one of those fat-with-no-tits gAmErGiRl salivating over yaoi with underage characters.

rickmackdaddy · 2023-01-13T02:24:53+00:00

She sounds nice.

CDB1299 · 2023-01-13T22:09:19+00:00

As a short guy(5’6),in my experience taller woman(5’10 and up) often gave me a chance rather than women closer to my height

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2023-01-13T12:57:12+00:00

“Plays supports” does she mean sports? Judging by her gym comment, you can’t work out (but I’ll bet you still gotta be in shape.)

SnakeEyeskid · 2023-01-18T21:19:40+00:00

Eww LoL is just för casuals, can't have such a slacker GF.

Also I play pos4-5 anyway. Who will I share my next TI prize poolen with?

Oh and, let's go Liquid!

Oh and ye, I've been with gamer girls. They don't rly play much, but spend plenty on gaming gear. Ye those LED-filled gamer keyboards, ASUS ROG or other often expensive brands.

They tend to like the Sims. I've met two people with every console on the market who barely played half ger games once. Like Zelda and other AAA+ titles. Such a gamer.

Since I haven't played Nintendo since 05 or so she wanted to flaunt her skills. Well, they haven't exactly made Mario Kart difficult and, I was just amazed about how bad she was.

I guess I burned rubber on the GameCube but, lapping my GF while not knowing how to dash and realizing she wouldn't know that one can...

Title	This duine lagintinneach wants a butler that hates big tits and might get sex in return! What a deal!
Author	ScribhneoirIldanach
Upvotes	119
Comments	57
Date	January 12, 2023 10:55 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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